*opening gifts*
me: :D
my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝
my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—
*mom struggling to open wine bottle*
“You should be better at that, you girls drink a bottle a night”-Dad
I think he’s regretting letting me move back in🙃🍷
My dad always gives me money to get presents for my mom from him AND I wrap them for him. I gave him the wrapped presents to sign his name in the the card & he responds “I was hoping to go completely hands-free this year” 🙄