Congratulations to GREAT AMERICAN Sunny Mehta on his new job with the New Jersey Devils. Sunny is a very HIGH IQ guy, unlike LOW ENERGY Tom Fitzgerald, who struggles very badly to show signs of having a brain. The first order of business for Sunny should be to FIRE sloppy Sheldon Keefe, who has FAILED in all areas other than during his time in the buffet line. Sloppy Sheldon is too heavy to be a lightweight, but is a LOW IQ lunatic who should be coaching in lower tier hockey leagues. Sunny must prove his intelligence, and send sloppy Sheldon on a permanent vacation to the Golden Corral. Thank you for your ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! NHL PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP