🎧

alpha male, and really really tall

[h @ruinsunflower]

gn

[sara @snugtf]

[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable

[Miaw @Miaw]

🐱: AAAAAAAAAAAA
🐱: 😶

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i bet it feels so good to be a cat and headbutt a person u love

[s44nti @s44nti]

estoy en el examen más importante de mi vida

mi mente:

[Cleo @deeryclio]

The feminine urge to look completely unbothered while going through a psychological collapse

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[🎧 @addyoww]

“what about you, addy? why did you break up with yr ex?”

[몽카 @dailymocabunny]

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