𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY|

You critics do nothing to him, if anything they only make him stronger. Money, Arrogance, and Attraction, they turn Maxwell Jacob Friedman into 𝐌𝐉𝐅

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

ㅤㅤㅤ

ι’м вєттєя тнαη уσυ

𝐌 𝐉 𝐅

αη∂ уσυ кησω ιт!

ㅤ ♡︎ + ↺

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Call me that again. I dare you.

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

Work for it, Maxie😉.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

You know you want to!

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

Oh so I have to kiss YOU?? C'mon man!

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Just shut up and kiss me already, dumbass.

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

Uh you called me "extremely pretty". It's okay! You don't have to be ashame of your feelings.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

I don’t have a crush on anyone!

I never have and I never will!

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

THERE IT IS AGAIN!! HA!

I knew you had a secret crush on me, Maxie😌.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

I don’t think you’re pretty!

EW!

You’re so extremely pretty .. I mean ugly! I meant ugly! Ew! Ew! Ew!

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

THERE!

YOU SAID IT AGAIN!

You think I'm pretty🥰.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

NO CRUSH!

Especially not on someone as pretty as you!

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

You literally said i have a pretty little face. Lil Maxie has a crush?👀

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Wh- wha… what?!!! NO! Obviously not! Why the hell would I do that?

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

....did you just called me pretty?🥰

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Please make that bye be for forever. I don’t want to see your pretty little face ever again.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

The only thing that stinks is your crotch. Do everyone a favor and close your legs.

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

And you stink!

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

You’re obsessive.

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

Just a reminder that @thetwoyearvet stinks!🥰

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Do you genuinely think I won’t beat the has been? Damn, just when I was starting to like you your ass decided to pull this card. Not cool!

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Sure as fuck looks like you.

Dork.

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

Lies! That's not me.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Obsessed.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Moxley is nothing but a cheater.

None of you should wish that piece of shit a happy birthday.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Yet it’s still the opinion everyone is dying to hear. It’s a shame it goes against what you enjoy.

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

And there it is! The opinion not one single soul in this earth ask for.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

If the girls are pretty you’re definitely getting kicked out.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

No, you can’t take the maximum ride either. Sorry, sweetie.

[•𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝• @LOCKINGJAWS]

Okay if Britt is not interested i definitely am...just saying 😊.

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

The sooner I can get to Long Island the better. The crackden smell of Atlanta really angers the hell out of me. Can’t they invest that budget of theirs into something useful? Like getting this place to even smell worthy while a god walks down it’s streets!

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

You know what’s funny? How little this woman actually likes what you do P.G Punk!

Plus, she has a boyfriend.

If she was going to ruin that she’d easily come to me to help her “fuck it up”. (;

[𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐱 |PARODY| @adeadassacc]

Yes, my entrance theme was the only thing I listened to on Spotify this year.

No, I don’t give a shit if you care.

Blow me.