Emmanuel Adebayore

Rich Rich Rich! Sickeningly Rich!

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

@Michaelreid89 Foy has no taste. He looks upon a dancing genius but only sees a clown. How can this be? Sad face.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

@errick_badu Oh, I know I have talent. Believe me. Oh, and genius too. And magic. And amazingness. I am basically the son God wishes he had.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

@georgerobson123 Yes it is nice for you to see me back in the side. Look on it as a Xmas gift from the Good Lord Adebayore.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

Now I am back scoring at a little club I'm hoping my goals will get Barca looking. Adebayore - the player Messi wishes he could be. Peace.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

It is easier for a rich man to get into the Kingdom of Heaven than it is for Joey Barton to open a tin of beans.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

If brains were piss Joey Barton would have constant kidney infections.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

What was 1DLoius doing on that pitch with proper footballers? He couldn’t be rich enough. #1DLouisLadyboy

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

Agbonlahor is being nominated for a Nobel Prize for services to mankind. #1DLouisLadyboy

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

What will 1D fans do to Agbonlahor? Stab him with their teddy bears? #1DLouisLadyboy

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

Agbonlahor got death threats from 1Direction fans? Can 8 year olds make death threats? #1DLouisLadyboy

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

Not the first time 1DLouis has been smashed from behind by a big black guy. *cough* Allegedly. (Hi Alex!!) #1DLouisLadyboy

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

I should just clarify that Bendtner is shit as well of course. Absolutely shit. Epically shit. Biblically shit. Übershit. #1DLouisLadyboy

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

1DLouis couldn’t kick piss off a rope. And I thought Bendtner was shit?! #1DLouisLadyboy

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

1DLouis puked when he got tackled? I puked when I saw him try to play football. #1DLouisLadyboy

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

When Joey Barton was born the doctor slapped his mother & tried to ram him back up in there.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

@abood2807 You seem very eager to have your cock sucked by a man... Maybe try a gay rentboy? Maybe one just like your brother?

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

@abood2807 You shouldn't really call me that. I'm not your mother. I have no beard.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

@abood2807 Ah, look at the retarded ladyman trying to write in English! How cute. Good on you for trying, Ladyman!

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

I'm hearing that this "Besiktas" will have to sell their stadium and 3 players' kidneys to afford me.

[Emmanuel Adebayore @Adebayore]

@abood2807 Oh, okay - you are a little bit retarded, huh? Okay. One last time. Not interested in ladymen, thank you. Go to Thailand.