Lionel Messi posted a vignette of his CV — an @adidasfootball campaign — and some people are genuinely stressed. Lol.
Posted or not, those achievements exist. Unprecedented. Inimitable. The only thing at stake here is your peace of mind, not his record.
Brilliant campaign. Sometimes you gotta remind these 🥷 who their gods aspire to be.
Anywhere you saw ‘Plus’ know that the record is ongoing.
The moment a rich person goes out of their way to showcase frugality, know it for what it is: a performance.
People who genuinely live modestly don’t see it as anything worth announcing. It is just their life.
Humility works the same way. Anyone straining to show you how humble they are isn’t humble. It’s theatre.
No wonder a former Governor once called this person a Nollywood actor.
🔵🇺🇦 Mykhaylo Mudryk travels on Sunday to Hong Kong to re-join Chelsea with immediate effect.
Chelsea statement. ⤵️
“We know how much this opportunity to return means to him. Our focus now is on supporting Misha’s reintegration into the squad and helping him resume his career. Everyone at the Club now looks forward to helping Misha return to full fitness, back into the squad and back onto the pitch”.
Meanwhile NELFUND in Nigeria is interest free. If you graduate with ₦500,000 debt even after 30 years your debt would still be ₦500,000. Yet some mumu say students should not be happy about taking an interest free loan.
So in this guy’s context, it’s like graduating with a loan of ₦4,700,000 in Nigeria, and after 10 years of monthly payments of ₦34,000, your loan balance is now ₦5,000,000 because ₦39,000 is being added every month due to interest.
But Nigerian students shouldn’t be happy about an interest free loan from Tinubu just because you don’t like him.
May God bless Tinubu anywhere e dey!
I am covering the school fees, feeding and all expenses of 3 distant relatives and one young guy I took under my wings.
Every month end they send expense to my PA who compile and send for approval. This month while looking at the expense it was lesser than the other months. I asked whas happened.
They all reduced their expenses by 40k.. why? They said Tinubu paid them money. Fed Govt pay you money for what? Say na just allowance lmao. I didn't understand then I went and read about it.
What's even funny is throughout my uni days I didn't get a dime from even my state govt but these ones are getting money from Big Fed Govt. Reduced my monthly expenses. What a time to be alive and witness stuffs like this.
I've said it one of the reason I am where I am today was Tinubu when he employed more teachers in Lagos when he was governor, he gave us Anthony Village High School a new Agric teacher who opened my mind to the wonders of agriculture. I even won prizes then as one of the best students in my zone cos it's educational zone script marking.
I am not saying anyone should vote Tinubu in 2027 but these one that collected allowance I don't have to tell them to go and collect their PVC... They know what's at stake already.
Tinubu, you eased my expenses, gave the kids a chance and showed them the govt didn't forget them. Thank you Mr President. I am grateful 🙏
You were the Governor for 8 years in Anambra State...
You have NEVER eulogized the contribution of others who served with you. Rather, you would always have one Lamba story just to ridicule or finish those who worked with you.....
For the Cook, you said they were wasting food until you began to measure what should be cooked in Govt house....
For your driver,.you said you took over responsibility of buying fuel per litre because he was a cheat...
For your Emergency Rescue Teams, you said you went to a place to personally rescue someone inside water....
For the State Assembly, they were all thieves...
For Schools in Anambra, you said you gave students your direct number to report their teachers and Principal to you...
For Erosion, you said you had to call the President by 2am and had to be there by 2am since there was no commissioner to handle that....
Few weeks ago, you said you still look and sweeo your house since your wife and children and household are all useless...
You entered Airline and they became incompetent, so you washed Toilet....
You were seen this year controlling traffic since those doing it before that money you got there were incapable....
You got to a party you were invited to and became the Server because others don't know how to serve Rice and drink...
No Deputy....
No Commissioner...
No wife....
No Agency knew how to do it unless you did it directly....
Almighty Peter Obi, the only one who could do everything all alone after taking advice from the madman....
I had to leave Lagos for Abuja yesterday evening, but I needed to be back in Lagos first thing this morning. So I booked an airline I normally would not fly, purely for their early arrival.
I paid for business class. This morning, they put me in economy and offered a discount on my next flight as compensation. That is the issue. I do not fly this airline. I only flew them this morning because of an unusual schedule.
When a passenger pays for business class and an airline delivers economy, the correct response is simple: refund the difference. @mikeachimugu01 . You are doing a lot of great work, this system must be looked into. It is a scam in my book. They are eating their cake and having it.
Offering me a ‘discount’ on a future flight is not compensation. I don’t feel compensated, I feel cheated. They are keeping my money and calling it a favour.
It may not look like a lot of money. That is not the point. Nobody likes being cheated, and that is exactly how this feels. I hope this changes. Airlines compensate people with cash for flight delays elsewhere, here I can’t even get my money back for being served less than I paid for.
Small things like this get on my nerves.
I spotted a sniper wearing a full SF uniform, but the exposed skin wasn't that of a black man it was a foreign fighter. I faced that axis and rained it with full force. Our officer in charge had been shot, but we had to finish the operation.
After some intense fighting, the place was calm, and we entered Alagarno. Some insurgents ran with bullet wounds, but what I saw was indescribable. The insurgents we killed included Arabs, and the camp's setup indicated they weren't locals. We found bunkers filled with hard currencies, brand-new vehicles, arms, sophisticated gadgets and even air conditioning.
Just as we thought it was over, they came again in vehicles, shouting "Allahu Akbar" and claiming it was their caliphate. With our ammo running low and our Oga shot, we were under pressure. But then, air support arrived, and it was our saviour.
FRAME 1: "It is incumbent on us to have a pathway to removing Subsidy once and for all. Because what you spend on subsidy year-in-year-out is a waste. Any President that has the temerity and the strength to pull out subsidies will be respected as somebody that changed the course of history for Nigeria." — Rufai Oseni, October 2022
FRAME 2: The moment people supported subsidy is gone, you will never have it good as regards petrol prices, forget it. So whoever deceived you after the President announced subsidy gone, put you in the hands of international pressure, they deceived you." — Rufai Oseni, July 2026
Nigerians in the Diaspora can't conduct elections among themselves in Rome. There is no Tinubu, INEC or Nigerian judiciary in Rome, but they are failing to conduct a free and fair election. Something is actually w.rong with some Nigerians.
I think you should help me tweet and promote @gospel_harmony. He sells similar gadgets and more. I got my laptop from him. I'm waiting for you to help me strengthen him and promote his business on your page. Let's strengthen the opposition, please.
One thing I can never do is "forgetting the community that made me".
I am Ronú because Ronú made me. I remember how I started and the support I have received in all ramifications.
I lost a job, many emotional moments, betrayals etc.
I never for once done anything against the community.
Many people have come after me, I can count 5 that I've noticed, I'm always happy when they do.
But they mostly get distracted at the long run.
It's not easy to remain loyal for this long.
Sometimes you look at the family, some tempting offers that can meet your present need and you still choose the community over temporary pleasure.
It's not so easy but I always remember I was made.
I came at a time when all strategies were almost exhausted in the community.
One DP, One Strategy, One Storyline. That's all that was required.
Ronu have a lot of great minds, very bright minds and we have proven what an undiluted Yorùbá race can achieve in our own space.
This is a moment of appreciation to everyone who accepted the message when I shared it "Face Tinubu, he's the president. Leave Yorùbás out of it"
It changed everything and today I see it everywhere.
It is difficult to confirm that Yorùbá conservatives are now the majority in Yorùbá land because we are reversed people who like to keep our opinions to ourselves.
Yes, in my DM, I have head of ministries who have gotten the message.
I have owners of big firms in Yorùbá land who have gotten the message.
I have telecoms giant in my DM who have gotten the message.
I have a whole lots of top Yorùbás who have gotten the message but will quietly apply this in their workplace, marriage, among peers etc.
I am very confident of the success we have achieved.
Every single person that retweeted, liked, commented or quoted the messages we pass out daily.
We will continue to preach the message and preserve our identity in a way that pleases God and Government 🤲
I am Bayo, sometimes Bilisi
To be sure, Morris Monye is aspiring to be elected into hallowed chamber of a state assembly oo. Nobody is preaching decorum to him and his band of mentally impaired co-travellers. Change his identity to Riddwane, suit and tie morons would swarm the TL to sing newly read adjectives into your ears.