Austin Decker

You may go to hell, but I'll go to Texas! Hook 'em! He/him

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Don't mess with Texas.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

When we win, the first bill I’m filing is a comprehensive anti-corruption package:

Overturn Citizens United
Ban corporate PACs and super PACs
Ban members of Congress from trading stocks

Once we defeat the most corrupt politician in America, we can defeat this corrupt system.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

couldn't have said it better ourselves 🤘

#HookEm

[Directors’ Cup Updates @Direct_Cupdates]

For the 4th time in the last 5 years, the @TexasLonghorns and AD @_delconte have won the NACDA Directors' Cup for being the nations top overall athletic department.

Congratulations to all the athletes, coaches and staff for winning this prestigious award!

Photo: @kyleumlang

[PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧 @prideukorg]

Happy #pridemonth #pridemonth2025

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Texas becomes the 4th school in SEC History to win 8+ conference championships in a single athletic season.

Their first year in the league…

Yall ain’t ready for Texas!!!

#ThisIsTexas #HookEm

[On a clear day @ICanSeeForever1]

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

[Paul Blandomania @blandCinema]

If influencers existed in the 40’s they would be doing this at Auschwitz

[reb @rebmasel]

So what is the solution here? “No ability to bring him back” No, seriously. What, as a Judge, do you do with something this obscene? “No jurisdiction-” This will be how Trump admins continue to violate federal judge’s restraining orders. Violate them, deport, shrug, repeat.

[Tony Pann @TonyPannWBAL]

Ok. I guess I have to address this. The information on your phone app comes FROM data provided by NOAA for free. NOAA gathers weather data (daily balloon launches) and feeds it into the modeling so your phone can tell you it's going to rain tomorrow. Saying we don't need NOAA or the NWS because I can see the weather on my phone, is like saying we don't need farmers because I can just go to the grocery store. End of rant. You may continue scrolling....

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love.”

— Lady Gaga accepting Best Pop Duo/Group Performance at #GRAMMYs

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

"I told myself if I ever won a Grammy and I got to stand up here in front of the most powerful people in music, I would demand that labels and the industry profiting millions of dollars off of artists would offer a livable wage, especially to developing artists."

— Chappell Roan after winning Best New Artist at the #GRAMMYs

[Austin Decker @adeckingprob]

@__getitdunn

[reb @rebmasel]

TikTok is back but at what cost 🙃 for Trump (who first pushed for the “ban” in 2020) to start the fire, take credit for “putting out” the fire, and build his own cult compound on top of it?

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

🤘⬆️ always

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

QB1 | Quinn Ewers

9,128 Passing Yards
68 Passing Touchdowns
27 straight games with a Passing TD (longest active streak in the FBS)
21-5 over the last 2 seasons
2 #CFBPlayoffs

Thank you #3!

#ThisIsTexas #HookEm

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

baby, they can’t read those bibles.