Adam B.

[uncle @AnangPratama_]

Suamiku Lukaku

[Dibs @adibhazlami]

Tengah dok interview, uncle ni boleh pulak pull out a dad joke haha.

[Rayane Moussallem @RioMoussallem]

One of the darkest days in Lebanon’s recent history! 100 Israeli strikes in 10 minutes across different regions.
More than 250 have been killed and 1,200 wounded, with the toll expected to rise as civilians remain trapped under the rubble.
My heart is aching. I’m still in shock.

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Why don't you tell us who killed them?

[Md Riyazuddin @riyazmd774]

Stop paying for Google One
Stop paying for Google One
Stop paying for Google One

I once got really stressed out because Google Drive was full and I couldn't receive any more emails.

I was about to subscribe and pay for Google One just to increase the storage.

Turns out, it wasn't necessary.

I freed up space in 20 minutes for free...!

And here's the method:

[Tanya Cukai Pada Zortax @AzrulIzzaham]

"Bang boleh ajar isi e-filing tak? Saya tak tahu. Memang zero bab ni. First time ni."

Banyak terima DM gini. Saya cubalah ye untuk memudahkan korang dengan ajar, ambik information dari EA form transfer ke e-filing (borang declare income bercukai).

Harap membantu.

#TwtCukaiMY

[Zac @ZacZakirin13]

Menurut Dr Zakir Naik dlm forum Convention Sunnah minggu lalu, ada beberapa amalan sunnah yg "top tier" boleh kita utamakan dahulu sblm yg lain.

1. Qiamullai - Bangun utk tahajjud, berdoa pd Allah. Waktu ini, Allah sgt dekat dgn kita. Beribadah dlm hening pagi ni mmg boleh buat jiwa² yg serabut jadi tenang.

2. Solat sunat sebelum solat Subuh. Ikut hadith, orang paling kaya kat dunia ni, adalah org yg solat sunat 2 rakaat sblm Subuh.

3. Kemudian, solat Dhuha in between selepas terbit matahari - sblm masuk waktu Zohor.

Ada banyak lg. Tp top 3 ni, cuba amalkan dulu buat sebulan sekali, kalau dah terbiasa, seminggu sekali, kalau lagi terbiasa, seminggu berkali², kalau power lagi, boleh buat tiap hari. Anda boleh tengok perubahan hidup jika amalkan ni.

Laksanakan yang wajib, perbanyakkan amalan sunat, dan tinggalkan berbuat dosa. Allah akan lapangkan jiwa² kita dan permudahkan urusan² kita. InshaAllah.

[Adam B. @adeclate93]

Mourinho masterclass 😂

[Mal @UtdMaI]

🚨🎙Patrice Evra on difference between CIty and United:

“Amorim was the problem? Pep lost De Bruyne… he went and bought five players. Dias got injured? They move for Guehi. Can’t catch Arsenal? They target Semenyo.

So tell me — just like Amorim, will Carrick or the next manager be the problem? Of course they will. At this club, there’s always a new scapegoat to blame instead of fixing the real issues.”

[Fondre @UTDFondree]

• Darren Fletcher has to be the most clueless interim manager I’ve ever seen.

•Starting Dalot and Mount on the same wing was ridiculous.

•Most United players were completely disorganised.

•Mainoo either lost the ball or couldn’t track his man, and the midfield was empty without Casemiro.

•1-0 at HT against Burnley.
•0-1 at HT against Brighton.

•Diogo Dalot is the worst Manchester United right-back I’ve ever seen.

•By the way, Amorim beat both Burnley and Brighton.

•Some Manchester United players lack the motivation to win anything.

•Ladies and gentlemen, i hope y’all are enjoying the United DNA.

•Ladies and gentlemen, the team was gone the moment they sacked Ruben Amorim.

[Keira | MH Ventures @RealMissAI]

@IT_unhinged Half of modern work is solving simple problems and the other half is narrating it like a miracle.

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨🗣️ @MelissaReddy_: “INEOS kept on a manager they had no faith in, openly canvassing Europe for his successor but then armed him with £200m to spend on players he wanted, and changed the backroom staff before sacking him anyway.

“They axed a sporting director, whose way of working was well established, because he did not fit in with how they wanted him to work. He warned them about selecting a head coach attached to a fixed style of play, which didn’t suit the squad and how expensive it would be to build a quality 3-4-3.

“They didn’t listen, insisted they believed wholeheartedly in Ruben Amorim’s approach, but then wouldn’t fully back it in the transfer market and asked him to change the tactical principles that attracted them to him. Some “best in class” decision-making.” #MUFC

[Raman | CryptoJobsList arc @ksaitor]

In China, when you order a taxi, you don’t get “~5 minutes”.

You get:
• exact meters away
• exact ETA in minutes
• every traffic light on the route
• live countdown in seconds for each light

Everything is integrated.

Meanwhile, Uber, Grab, Gojek, Careem:
“Your cab arrives in 5 minutes”
(10 minutes later: still 5 minutes)

This isn’t UI polish.

It’s what happens when maps, traffic lights, city infrastructure, and ride-hailing actually talk to each other.

Accuracy compounds.
Integration wins.

[Fakta Bukan Auta @FaktaBukanAuta]

Hari ini dalam sejarah.

Setelah 34 tahun skuad Sepak Takraw Lelaki Malaysia berjaya merampas Emas Berpasukan di Sukan SEA.

Yg paling bangga tentu Ahmad Jais Baharun.

1991 - menang Emas sebagai pemain
2025 - menang Emas sebagai Head Coach

Hebat sentuhan emas anda!

Terima kasih kerana telah mendedikasikan seluruh hidup anda utk sukan tradisi ini. 🫶🏻

@KBSMalaysia

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself...

2+5, the son of bitch is 7

3+6, the son of bitch is 9

His mother heard this & asked, "What r u doing?"😠

Boy: "Doing my maths homework"😏

Mom: "Is this how your teacher taught you?"🤨

Boy: "Yes" 🤫

Infuriated mother called the teacher:
Are you teaching maths to children by saying... 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?😠

Teacher started laughing & answered:
"What I taught them was... 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4."

🤣🤣🤣

Moral: PHONETICS is important ...

English must be mastered before Maths

😂😂😂..

[🜲 @HereforVK18]

@RelayTS

[Pablo ☆ @PabloDamn]

THIS IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA #StrangerThings5

[Adam B. @adeclate93]

Kenapa release by stages wahai stranger thingss? Sekali hadap je ni setakat 4 episod 🥲

[Adam B. @adeclate93]

De ligt come on!!!!!