Astoldbydee

Nulli Secundus

[ASHABI IYAWO ALHAJI @BabynurseQeebah]

Kehinde Bankole and Gabriel Afolayan are psychosssssss

[Saskay @officialsaskay]

I can’t be an actor
I’ll fall in love with everyone

[BellaNaija Weddings @BellaNaijaWed]

In our final year at the University of Ibadan, my girlfriend, Layomi, 20, and I, 21, discovered she was pregnant. At the time, I was Mr University of Ibadan, the face of the school. Layomi was equally well-regarded: responsible, respected, the only child of her family.

[Astoldbydee @Adedolapoo_O]

I just dey use nextweek console myself for this week.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me listening to my manager coming up with yet another useless idea

[Astoldbydee @Adedolapoo_O]

The way rented apartments are being renovated by Tenants these days ehn. Before they complete the renovations and furnishings next year rent don already knock.

[Stallion 🐎 @nosi____]

Me when my man’s team is losing 🥺

[Nuel @real_nuelOj]

Intern for one place
Team lead for another place

Everywhere Semo

[Daniel Lutaaya @DanielLutaaya]

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen.
If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood.
And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads.
As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

[anosi ✵ @4NOSI]

old kisser will kiss again

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dudes would rather let a marriage fail than buy some flowers😭😭😭

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

I don't know what girl needs to hear this, but if a man doesn't have a sense of urgency when it comes to you, he doesn't like you.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

bring back 3 am “i know you sleep but” paragraphs #reallovers #yearning

[Astoldbydee @Adedolapoo_O]

Harmless or simple lifestyle videos get dragged into public debates, and more often than not, the reposting is not coming from a good place. A few retweets and quote posts can snowball and affect someone’s livelihood. You people don’t care about taking food from people’s mouths?!

[Astoldbydee @Adedolapoo_O]

It’s honestly worrying how quickly people repost someone else’s video here just to spark discourse or boost engagement, without pausing for a second to think about the real-life consequences for the person in that video.

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

I thought people were lying when they said that they forget to reply to messages until I became one of them 😭

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

[Andrea @DreaNicole_]

Cause ain't nothing bigger than the program.. And it's me, I'm the program

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

“What do you want for your birthday?”

A fully funded masters scholarship with monthly stipends and guaranteed internship in a country of my choice. Thank you for your generosity.