Ariel Shearer

[Ariel Shearer @adeejay27]

Does anyone still use this app?

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@R0BiNMARiE LMFAOOO

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@R0BiNMARiE So so happy for you 🥰

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@R0BiNMARiE Get used to it 😏

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I could eat Caesar salad every single day and not get sick of it 🤤

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2 under 2 is so hard 😭#motherhood

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Why are all chip bags so damn loud? I have one kid trying to sleep and the other begs worse than the dog 😭 #MakeQuieterChipBags

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Literally praying the penguins don’t win this series so the B’s don’t have to face them. Not because I’m afraid they’ll beat the B’s, I just don’t want to listen to that f*cking annoying air horn every game 🙉😒 #Bruins #Penguins #NHL #Obnoxious

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Having a baby girl means wanting to buy ALL the cute outfits and shoes 😭🥰

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@R0BiNMARiE I can’t stand when ppl brush their teeth with WARM water 🤪

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Let’s be real, what does cling wrap actually cling to other than itself..? 🙄💁🏼‍♀️ #Garbage

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@Lawn_mower11 Exactly! We were so excited to watch the premiers of a couple of our fav shows and then got hit with face masks and social distancing in the first scenes and we just had a blanket of anxiety draped over us and watched something else instead 😭

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Shows are now incorporating COVID19 in their scripts and showing the madness and while I get spreading awareness and being real, I watch shows to get away from reality. If I wanted to watch the news, I would 😖

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I wonder how much more work I’d get done in a day if I wasn’t also taking care of an infant 😅 #FullTimeMomWorkingFullTime

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I know I said I never want to chop off my hair again butttt I wanna chop off my hair again 😭😂😬

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Now I have another dog that does the same thing 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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I feel like my dog is the only dog that will only poop when you tell him to

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My husband told me I can’t buy another blanket because I have a million... Ima buy it 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ #Cozy #BlanketLover #NeverTooManyBlankets

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My daughter can sleep through a fire alarm caused by my cooking but wakes up to the floor creaking when I walk by 😭😳😖

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Do people really think I’m going to answer a phone call with “No caller ID”? 😂👌🏼#GetReal