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I am a WHOLE BOWL OF QUESO WITH GUAC IN THE MIDDLE AND $9.95 for that not your freee salsa bishhhh

all opinions mine

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Spring has sprung and so has Elmo! Ha ha ha! Happy first day of Spring, everybody! 🦋😂❤️

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@skims @UPS hi hi why did my Skims package come towards me in Houston and then skrrt skrrt back to Alabama?!

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Pappasitos hides lettuce in the bottom of the guac bowl #guacgate #InflationReductionAct

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@RSN314 Can u talk to Schindler and ThryssenKrump plzfix

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How is it almost 2022 and we still can’t unclick buttons on elevators

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@RSN314 Sir, they are just a giant cauliflower popped in the oven at 425 for 23 min. Why is this a $18 entree? Let me know if you are able to provide some R&D

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I don’t understand cauliflower steaks

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I wish call centers would let us pick our own hold music

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Ok dont hate me because I know it is a well-intentioned fundraiser ❤️ but this is more facebook stuff and not Insta stuff right? @Meta we have diff apps for diff things. Thoughts?

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Friday plans: balls deep in Excel. And then making a PowerPoint about what we learned in Excel

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“You were moving around so much, i flipped over the canoe i was rowing in my dream” - me to my boyfriend this morning

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I thought i forgot to renew my subscription to October weather but whew ok we are back!

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I once told myself I’ll know I’ve made it when I have to unplug and re-plug my vacuum in another outlet to clean my place

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@rheapalicha @Venmo @Rhea Wooooo!!

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If a guy says he’s 5’9” on a dating app, is he telling the truth or is he really 5’8” ?

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Dark horse by Katy Perry is still a banger

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Ok i think i am addicted to trader joe's vegetable gyozas

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@SwaggaDoshi sending all the gooodest vibes

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Apple really needs to make a feature to mark texts unread or flag them like outlook

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@Walgreens @Walgreens I'm trying to schedule my second dose and it says none available and to change location... but there is no option to even set OR change location. Tried all browsers, it's a product issue. Please help. Noe contact or live chat available either. SMH