saint-bernard

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

i would burn cities for an apple sized grape don't even fucking joke lad

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

We did that, it was Slenderman, and two children almost immediately tried offering it a human sacrifice

[lola @comicscurated]

I want a National Geographic style documentary show about dragons in Westeros like no plot just dragons roaming around with David Attenborough narrating in the background

[nagui fan account @mousstery]

ya pas un seul connard en école de commerce qui a inventé un bar a clim

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[dakota @im2hai]

my g spot is in my heart

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[Huluberlu75 est une revue qualifiante @huluberlu75]

tu es enterré avec lui, comme les chats du pharaon

[taoki @justalexoki]

evergreen tweet

[Six @likethenumber6]

But I have never loved anyone for what they can do for me I just love them because they’re on earth and I see the sun in their eyes

[N @dearvotion]

You are a vibe bro 👍

[claire @poopandpee333]

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

All-time great sports stat.

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

no YOUR body is a temple. mine is a skinny coke whore

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Let this be a lesson to any child of divorce: your parents will get back together if you keep hope alive, and if they stay apart it’s because you didn’t believe hard enough