Brendan Fraser Crane

Writer. Vatican II sicko, Dennis Duffy political theorist. Critics say I have the “stolen Columbo valor” of a young Mark Ruffalo.

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Death! Now that I have your attention, I wrote about the surprisingly mortality focused “Sheep Detectives.” For @AngelusNews https://t.co/vwKrHDqcns

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@Prdri70549648 @scriptumsent At this point it’s not looking likely

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@SonnyBunch Tarantino was right about Paul Dano, he just got the movie wrong (The Batman)

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@scriptumsent It takes me a while to learn how to read each novel

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@scriptumsent Madeline cake section was good but if that’s the peak I’m in for a long few months

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@_DixieFlatline_ @scriptumsent @WB_Baskerville I can’t believe I deleted it

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@looksbizarre Very funny how Russia had to fight so many wars to gain access to sea ports, all of them behind choke points that make them basically landlocked regardless

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@looksbizarre

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@looksbizarre Inland sea with two choke points is so fake it has to be real

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@_DixieFlatline_ Terrible timing on his part, a decade earlier no one ever sees it. A decade later no one would care.

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I’ll give credit where it’s due, the younger generations are far kinder and more assured than we ever were. If you tried this in 2006 we would have bullied him into homeschooling, not because we didn’t like it but because we secretly did and couldn’t allow ourselves to

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I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

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@norabird I wish to reclaim such capacity for joy

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@zengreaser Kids would learn the birdsong to bully him, like Wahlberg in The Other Guys

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@pablo_kay You knew about Leo’s election and you said nothing

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There’s nothing reporters love more than an open secret. Chiming in after the fact that the cool kids have known for some time now, they just didn’t report it for reasons yet to be determined

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Sometimes you’re watching a movie and early on you’re like “huh the police chief looks familiar, what else is he in?” Then you go to the cast and it’s like Bill Camp as Chief Roberts/The Sorority Row Slasher and you have another 70 minutes of the movie left

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@Kindadigital_ This was the late 80s/early 90s

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One time my mom was buying a car & the salesman asked if she wanted the extended warranty. She said no & he was like “well I’ll just throw it in anyway.” After she left she found out he charged her for it & he was like “that’s what throw it in means, you throw it into the bill.”

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Why is this so funny 😂

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@FrederickDaBig America A money, America B coded

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I do think the online left has something of a noble savage view of the working class, which is why they got tricked by Platner and Fetterman. Vassar grads going “these are some salt-of-the-earth fellas” when the vibes were off from the jump, they assume a baseline grotesquerie.

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@ExpeditionAudi People are weaponizing the Good Host language, where you can’t outright say something is free but it’s definitely implied

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@CurlyMcNulty Jerry deserved all his suffering for that alone