I always go back and forth between "When I get old I'm not going to let life turn me bitter and mean" and "When I get old I'm going to be the biggest bitch because I've earned it"
If I need to use the restroom after you and I hear two or more flushes, I'm waiting 5 minutes for the air to clear. And expect you to do the same after me.
I'm all for positive vibes. I'm a positive person. But sometimes I don't need a positive message. What if I need to hear "fuck the world, men ain't shit and ya mama is a hoe"