Adele Johnson

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

My mum, who 9 days ago had a heart attack, decided to casually say "I almost had a heart attack" when she thought her car had broke down. I didn't react well.

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

@thetrainline It's between cross gates and leeds. I'm not using a discount code as I can't even search, this comes up when I try to search.

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

@thetrainline hi, I'm trying to book my season ticket but getting this error message when I try to over the last two days. Will this be fixed?

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

@thetrainline Hello, this error message pops up when I'm trying to search, I can't even get to the payment page

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

You'd think 28 is too old to be wearing matching Christmas pjs with your parents but you'd be wrong

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

My stepmum has just told me she's spent £30 on Christmas crackers. Wtf.

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

What's the point in paying for next day delivery when it's being delivered by Evri 😭

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

@CazaarUK I'm trying to sort a return out but nobody has responded to my emails. Can you let me know how I do this?

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

I was on Best of Friends as a child and my stepmam has found it on YouTube. Kill me now

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

Staying at my dad and stepmams alone next week.

Stepmam "there's no ghosts here"

Me "your mother died in this house..."

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

I laughed so hard earlier, I snorted and my contact lense fell out. How's your day going?

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

Work are holding a Eurovision Bingo and I VASTLY underestimated how many Eurovision songs I know.

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

It's 11:30 and I'm stress eating cheese and crackers, if you're interested in how day is going 🙃

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

My dad, not wanting to interrupt my meeting, walked in my room and gave me a note with a message on it. Rather than just... texting me 🙃

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

@heypoppyj My dad and Marie have one and I feel like a spinster when I whip out my 26-30 one instead

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

I love my best friend to the moon and back but I've been trying to check us in for our flight for three weeks and she's still not sent me her passport. I have never been so close to punching her as right now.

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

Posted a photo of my mam and stepmam on Facebook and just realised if you don't know they're actually mates, the context makes them seem like a lesbian couple

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

Why does calling in sick feel illegal when you wfh?

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

Am I allowed to complain about a 2pm meeting on a Friday when I'm the one who put the meeting in?

[Adele Johnson @adele_e_johnson]

How do I explain to my dog that my mum isn't upstairs ignoring him but in Spain? I've never heard him more heartbroken