Adele Gorman

gator needs its gas

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

Why would I ever want the keyboard number lock off?

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

So awkward to skip a song they queued

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

“Why would I go to a frat party when I could just play hay day?”

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

It seems kinda rude that people who can’t afford flights still have airplane mode on their phone. Like, way to rub it in

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

My mom just described a singer as “jazzy but approachable”

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

If you aren’t making silly noises while playing yard games then you aren’t having enough fun

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

We can go to space whenever we want but paper jams still exist

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

Why are silver cars still a thing

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

People who wear flip flops to the airport give me phantom athlete’s foot

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

If I need a confidence boost I do a 500 piece puzzle

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

I keep the pulp industry in business

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

Why wouldn’t you make all shoes nonslip?

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

I’m not flirting, I’m being rude

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

Is it rude to tell someone you don’t want to meet their baby?

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

How do people get to 2024 and not be funny

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Bizarre to think people actually say “good to be seen” after “good to see you” like shut up I take it back

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

I have reasonable suspicion to believe that all my hair ties are together laughing at me

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

The worst thing since uncut bagels

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

Update: The word I was trying to remember in a conversation 2 days ago is “voluntary”

[Adele Gorman @adelegorman11]

I hate collecting the menus after ordering with a group in a restaurant