Adele🫶🏽

green eyes, thick thighs (and a lot of take away)

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Only a 2 hour wait for Pokemon and I secured the bag🫡

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Okay fine, I’ll rewatch Shameless

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Do I repair my Ibiza or do I sell it and get a new car🥲 I’m in paaaaiiiiiin

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Finally got a glass screen protector & a case after smashing it & not using it for 2 years… I’m an iPad girl again🥺😍

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Can’t believe the woman I get on with the least at work is going to see Blood Brothers tonight

I can’t even talk to her about it 😩😩

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

War wounds… a mattress… a heavy asf early 2000s double American fridge freezer.. a big stair case… what an eventful evening.

My Christmas Countdown Action List is happeniiinnnggg😍🤣

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

27… I’m officially in season 1 of How I Met Your Mother, that’s the only thing keeping me sane about the fact that I’m now 27🥲

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Everytime an older person at work says to me “oh! I completely forgot it was payday the other day / last week / WHENEVER” I want to headbutt a wall. And then them.
Good for you, Susan, but some of us don’t live mortgage free in a house that cost us £20 a million years ago

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

I’m a month strong into yoghurt bowls being my hyperfixation meal and I pray this one never ends😍😩😩

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

People will choose to ignore the obvious signs and then still claim they had no idea & never saw it coming… Even when some of those “signs” are you directly warning them and voicing the “signs” out loud multiple times

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Something I really love about where I live, is all of the parks literally next door. The local ducks eat slightly defrosted frozen peas and the ducklings come right up to you😭 and the petrol station 10 feet from my door has a skwishee machine!…I feel like a kid🥺Happy Friday🩷

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Just considered ordering a kfc… since when is it £20 for 6 pieces of chicken?! I’m heart broken

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

So grateful for reduction surgery because FUCK having my old titties in this heat🥲🥵😂😂

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Lewis Capaldi dropping ‘Survive’ out of the blue…. I’m going to be in my feels crying on repeat ALL weekend

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

I’m so serious, Snapchat needs to stop sending me notifications of all my exes as friend suggestions 10x a day. I haven’t used the app in years. I am already too traumatised

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Thinking about that time I just completely up and moved 100 miles away…. What a good idea that was, why on Earth did I ever come back

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Let’s gooooo 🥊🔥#EubankjrvsBenn

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Anyone who knows me, knows that my DREAM proposal is that one scene from 10 Things I Hate About You with Heath Ledger on the bleachers… and right now my TikTok is FULL of cute Americans doing that as promposals.. I’ve not stopped crying for 3 days

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Shut UP, I just found my new favourite top 🤤🤍

[Adele🫶🏽 @adelewilson_]

Okay but like I would’ve happily taken a broken bone instead??? Where was my input in this decision

[𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶 @noknowsgoes]

the broken bone theory says that a person who has never yet broken a bone in their body, at any point in their life, is meant to experience so much immense physical, emotional, & spiritual challenges, that they are at least spared from breaking a bone...