A Delta nutria

I will seize your cities and plunder your farms.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

Greetings. I hold no ill will against you, dear Californian. But word arrived in my native land that your "Delta" is most welcoming to outsiders. I have come to colonize your waters and menace your lands.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

And you thought I had gone. Foolish humans! As the ancient ones prophesied, the Great and Terrible Tribulation is at hand.

[Mike Fitzgerald @Stocktonopolis]

Column: There's a dire threat to the Delta, one more immediate than the Delta Tunnel. Hint: it has orange teeth.
https://t.co/LzhM7oscNU #Stockton #cawater

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

@RepJoshHarder Still here, Congressman. Still here.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

Still here, Congressman. Still here.

[Rep. Josh Harder @RepJoshHarder]

All I have to say is, these rats better stay out of San Joaquin County.

We made sure nutria (giant swamp rats) learned that lesson the hard way.

https://t.co/GUPn9VAM7X

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

We have been quietly forging alliances with our coastal brethren… the Day of Great Dread and Calamity draws ever closer

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

The human @TuckerCarlson is worthy of praise for chronicling the magnificent story of the nutria. He shall be appointed Grand Chancellor of the Blood Moon on the appointed day of much dread and peril.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

@RyanSabalow As one of the “problems” that you repeatedly pointed out, I’m happy to hear this news.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

“Foolish Humans: You are next”

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

@RyanSabalow is the greatest of these deceivers, for he does not council with the nutria before spreading such slanderous lies.

Representative Sabalow: It is not too late to save yourself. Descend to my lair for a feast of roasted rhizomes, and we shall converse on such matters

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

Do not believe the humans’ propaganda. While they lie, we diligently prepare for the Day of Great Dread, when all wrath shall come down upon the deceivers https://t.co/CFFohz84dB

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

I am now in control of all things

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

You shall hate us even more on that Awful Day of Wrath

The hour draws nigh

[Rosie @RosieKHart]

Nutria are quite large sized rats,
And sadly we do not have cats.
They chew holes in the bank,
Just for fun, or a prank.
We hate them, I’ll leave it at that(s).
#2022iepworkshop @adeltanutria

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

Your planet is doomed. Dooooooooomed!

❌End communication❌

[Rosie @RosieKHart]

VERY IMPORTANT PUBLICATION!!! We have solved the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta's problems.

Introduction: The Delta is really complicated and hard.
Methods: We asked everyone.
Results: Everyone said “It’s complicated”.
Discussion: The Delta is very complicated.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

@nicofilippino I’m quite fond of the beaver state. Go Blazers!

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

Welcome. Won’t you join us in our labors? The harvest is nigh

[Delta smelt @deltasmelt2]

Very busy here, lots of new Delta Smelt frends suddenly showed up!!!! 🤩😍 They came from a Univer City and have never been in a Delta before. They don’t know things, so I is teaching them fish school.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

@RyanSabalow At least he said “Morning”

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

Thank you, human, for recognizing the blatant hypocrisy of your pathetic species. End communication.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

This human shall be spared. She will dwell among the nutria and labor in our underground kingdom, bringing much honor to her name

[Helen Kord @HelenTKord]

I got to pet a nutria, im so happy 😭❤️

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

The humans will be seeing star-shaped anuses on the Day of Much Wrath and Awful Gnashing of Buttholes

[Rona Kobell @rkobell]

Scientist 1 told me that nutria have interesting poop; banana-shaped with striations. I mention this to scientist 2, and he tells me that nutria have odd-shaped scat because they have an odd-shaped anus and their poop comes out as stars. Some days just keep getting better.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

On the Day of Wrath we shall descend on humanity from the East and the West, from the North and the South. No man shall count us for we shall be as the stars in the sky.

[A Delta nutria @adeltanutria]

@Stocktonopolis @8thGenCA And the humans think I have a short temper.