Ashley

Wine. Cats. The end.

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So I had German cheesecake for the first time today. My life is changed. It's cookie dough in cake form.

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Ruin is the road to transformation.

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My director of marketing just told me I looked "hot af today" 😂 Love my job.

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My mom just called me to say "there's a unicorn floatie on amazon, but we only have one minute to order to get it by Wednesday" 😂 #camping

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Who just saw that sunset? WOW....

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Even though it's not who I am, I'm not afraid of who I used to be... #youngernow 💕

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"Would you folks like some dessert?" Dad- "Well it is my moms birthday..."

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@hvnnierve But @Tee_Grizzley doesn't think so😏😏😏

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Should I buy myself a watch or an aquarium?

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I cannot stand people that get all flustered when we call & they say "I'm in a meeting" Like obvi you're not, why tf would you answer?🙄 #DAB

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People watching at restaurants is way harder than airports.

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I coulda went to school to be a doctor, but I dropped out & chose to be a baller. 💰

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Go google "citizenship 100 questions" & then tell me how stupid you feel. Because I feel as dumb as a fucking doorknob.

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"I can buy a new dick. I don't recycle my dicks. I only recycle my dicks if I don't like you. You can pick your dick" HAHAHAHA what?

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@slambodian @hvnnierve Isn't she a beaut

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There are some friends that you just can't watch their Snapchat story in public.....you know who you are.

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All I've consumed today is a latte, a piece of cake & champagne. Lol #boujieaf #friday #whitegirlproblems #ademaproblems

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The lines at Walmart. Need I say more!??!??!!! €{¥#*$&:@"

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People watching is probably my favorite hobby. Especially at airports.