Therapist Mom, Ph.D.

Full time therapist. Part time pb&j sandwich artist.
Special skill: Can pinpoint exactly when to eat an avocado.

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

Starting my day with a healthy balance of coffee and ibuprofen.

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

Do you, Karen! Do you! (I do not know who wrote this quote but I’m cracking up and had to share.)

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@ThisNurseK You're still an awesome mom! ❤

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@MissBellaKim I hope he has a speedy recovery! ❤

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

All the retirees on my street waiting for my kid to go trick or treating, knowing he's the only kid in a 6 block radius:

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

My mom bought a funnel cake on the way out of a pumpkin festival to eat in the car, bc she lives life on a razor's edge.

[Damian Alexander ✨ @DamiAnimated]

Saw a lady tell her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and it got me thinking... (1/3)

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@BuriedInBabies @GrowthEver

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

We went to a birthday party for my good friend's daughter this weekend, and she gave my little dude 2 goody bags on the way out...I have since learned that EACH contained a whistle.

So, friendship over, or...?

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@BuriedInBabies @GrowthEver Mine remembers everything. With extreme prejudice. Which is impressive, since he comes from someone who has lost her phone...while holding her phone.

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@BuriedInBabies @GrowthEver I feel like I have much to learn...

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Marriage is realizing that everything you already do can now be done passive aggressively.

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Hagrid: you’re a gizzard Harry

Harry: i’m a what

Hagrid: a blizzard

Harry: a what

Hagrid: a scissors

Harry: what

Hagrid [in tears, trying so hard]: a squidward

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@BuriedInBabies @GrowthEver 😂😂😂
Although, you can turn that unicorn off...I can't turn off a whistle. Except with my foot 🦶🏽

[Ohio Momma 🤱🏼🤰🏼 @ClevelandMomma]

No one checks on moms. Moms are the ones who check on everyone else.

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@BuriedInBabies @GrowthEver The packaging said it makes "unicorn farts" when you squeeze it...I am pretty sure they didn't read it that closely before we scooted out the door.

[Arianna Bradford @thearibradford]

I just want a way to have a social life without ever having to change out of my comfy pants, make conversation, or leave the house, is that so much to ask?

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@GrowthEver This was her gift so maybe we're sort of even?

https://t.co/mOrMroczWj

[Therapist Mom, Ph.D. @adequateparent]

@DammitErin If I can stand it, it'll be worth it...😂😂