salami mommy

irritable lesbian with shitpost humor || 27 || 🏳‍🌈 || 🍉

[salami mommy @adequatepeach]

I just crowd surfed for the first time at a @HotMulligan concert. Best experience ever

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

No kings.

[salami mommy @adequatepeach]

WWE is just monster jam but with people

[salami mommy @adequatepeach]

@DaHomieJarred Never heard more truer words spoken

[El Gringo Dulce @DaHomieJarred]

Tucson is pretty much Phoenix, except if all of Phoenix was Maryvale, and if the only freeway in PHX were the I-17

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘TED LASSO’ is officially returning for season 4.

• Jason Sudeikis, Hannah Waddingham, Brett Goldstein, Jeremy Swift and Juno Temple returning

• First episode takes place in Kansas before returning to UK

• Filming begins July

[oh, dakota @NeatoKing]

Before explaining DIY Emo to a coworker, I had to preface with "what I'm about to say is going to make me come off as a pretentious hipster but I swear I just really like the music and community."

[salami mommy @adequatepeach]

I love whenever I remember that I have free will so I can do shit like this on a random Wednesday

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[salami mommy @adequatepeach]

Let’s fucking GOOOOOO

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chappell Roan wins the #GRAMMYs award for Best New Artist.

[nikki @gxngrave]

oh the longest month of your life is finally over? time to pay $1600 in rent

[bug girl @buggirl]

“not to beat a dead horse” yeah so me personally i am unfortunately going to beat the absolute shit out of that dead horse. i’m gonna pulverize it tbh. it’ll be vaporized

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i'm like if a girl was an uncle

[bailey ★ @F0RMATIVEAGE]

are you surprised be honest

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly if your response to listening to a bishop beg for mercy for frightened marginalized people is getting angry, you are an evil person

[salami mommy @adequatepeach]

Got the bartender’s keys. Where should I go??

[bwaap @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny