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Husband, Medical Doctor, Christian, Chelsea fan ,Yoruba. My ideas are my opinion. Not dogma.

[D @adethehunter]

Nobody:

Yoruba people:

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Bad sperm causes morning sickness?

[darsh 𓂃۶ৎ @dricatesthetic]

Doctor here. This is bullshit.

But I’ll tell you, a bad sperm causes morning sickness, preeclampsia(high bp), increase risk of miscarriage, premature delivery, anomalies.

So a normal pregnancy is a result of a father’s unseen efforts🥹

[D @adethehunter]

Happy ending to a lovely night

[D @adethehunter]

Havertz becoming the kind of UCL finals.

[D @adethehunter]

Mane should be a favourite for the balon d’or

[D @adethehunter]

Arsenal. Congratulations!

[D @adethehunter]

@bonxixha @The_Only_Barbie He would not be a slave 500years ago. He’s Nigerian. All black people weren’t slaves. This point is racist.

[D @adethehunter]

Based on inflation, ₦150,000 in 2004 would have the equivalent purchasing power of roughly ₦2 million in 2026.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“My first 2 years salary at the ‘Who wants to be a millionaire’ show was 160k Naira monthly but I had to put on a suit and acted like I own all the money”

- Frank Edoho

[D @adethehunter]

@Feyisparkles He didn’t retract his statements. I don’t understand if it’s agenda or people are actually obtuse

[D @adethehunter]

If I somehow get lost in a forest, I will expect to see a bear which is scary. More scary if a man is standing in the middle of a forest. Or a woman . Much more scary if it’s a child. Just standing in the forest. Looking at me.

[D @adethehunter]

Pasta is Italian. Noodles is from non-white people. It’s the same way they say msg is unhealthy

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

Noodles and pasta are made from the same flour so why is noodles the unhealthy one?

[D @adethehunter]

@VladNita6 @soigomaa You are both wrong btw.

[D @adethehunter]

Ball boys tend to act like this when playing on Hakimi’s turf

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

The PSG ball boy was refusing to give Manuel Neuer the ball, so Neuer asked the Bayern Munich social media admin to keep a ball for him instead.

[D @adethehunter]

People with bradycardia..

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

Most mammals are born with a "budget" of one billion heartbeats; the faster you spend them, the sooner the clock runs out.
Modern medicine lets humans cheat that limit, but a slow resting heart rate is still the ultimate biological insurance policy!

[D @adethehunter]

Calling football soccer is a red flag

[Carla🦋 @verdes_naranjo]

Redflag: que priorice un partido de fútbol antes que ir a verte

[D @adethehunter]

Kano did it first against Chelsea

[Morgan @6kbmorgan]

That angle didn't exist- until maicon created it 😭😭 https://t.co/Y2rTdThlyF

[D @adethehunter]

@konsiquenz But it’s true na. Feels I had bad deals.

[D @adethehunter]

I feel wasteful and partly jealous looking at this bill. Why am I using sky? Look at the council tax.. no take outs? Hair cut, petrol? Netflix? Prime? Gym, home insurance, life assurance?

[Tomori Simisola @SimisolaTomori]

This was Decembers bill.

[D @adethehunter]

@MaryRoseMalomo Lack or presence of resentment has nothing to do with equality. Someone who believes the 250k is for only her would have resentment if she contributes 20k.

[D @adethehunter]

Or you can just communicate like an adult in a healthy relationship

[The Rory Ovedje, Esq. @ovedjerory]

There's a pattern I've noticed with husbands.

They gift their wives household items on their wives' special days.

Don't let it slide.

Personalise the gift and make sure no one else in the household benefits from it until he fixes up and starts giving you personalised gifts.

Don't let resentment creep into your relationship.

Be petty. Early.

Eg. If he knows you want a vanity shelf but he gets you a toaster, thank him, unbox it, keep it in your vanity space, and start keeping your jewelries inside. 😂

He'll learn never again to play smart when gifting you. 👍🏼

[D @adethehunter]

It’s same for many countries
Mumbai is not India’s capital
Rio de Janeiro not Brazil’s capital
Lagos not Nigeria’s
New York not USA’s
Istanbul not for Türkiye
Sydney not Australia’s
Casablanca not Morocco’s

[isa @ffe2ff]

funniest thing is countries with capital cities that have zero motion. how is ottawa the capital of canada