𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘

ᴄʟᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʏʀᴀɴᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘᴜɴɪsʜᴇᴅ

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘

ʀɪᴄʜ ᴋɪᴅ, ᴀss ʜᴏʟᴇ, ᴘᴀɪɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ

𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖗𝖊

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦

𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧��� 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐞

𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Yawwwwn

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Oh? Do share.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

There was.

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Don’t throw Ares under the bus like that. He’s highly sensitive.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

Was it me the one who got offended over the fact that he is a cat?

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Nothing was stopping you from sleeping there

[𝑲. @shethewander]

Hm, I might have missed those

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

You call me a wendingo, you yourself are something “other” and you put down the possibility of a serval being aware of its own identity?

[𝑲. @shethewander]

I highly doubt your precious companion will engage in a taxonomic discussion

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

He was on holiday. Rest assured he ate his fill.

Whilst also remaining on the silk sheets.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

Then, perhaps he should be fed more often. It would make this place far more bearable

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

It’s not me, that will be offended I fear.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

They are close enough to breed with house cats. Dont get offended at me, take it up with zoologists

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Not all vermin are rodents, dearest dragon.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

Elaborate then, my dearest wendingo

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Barely

[𝑲. @shethewander]

But he is a cat! A serval cat!

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Don’t label him as a cat that is inconsiderate.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

Poor cat.

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

I think we have a misunderstanding on the word vermin.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

You’d let your serval eat “vermin” while refusing to let it sleep on anything but silk?

Quite inconsistent

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

He was fine. Lots of . . . .

—

‘vermin’

around in the dungeons for him to eat during my absence.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

Exactly. I was ready to give the poor thing a home in the case of your potentially unfortunate death

—probably after hunting down the reason for said loss, but that shall be left unsaid for pride-lead reasons—

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Serval’s are impeccably loyal and independent. Only searching for a new companion once the bond is severed. Usually by death.

[𝑲. @shethewander]

I was ready to take the serval

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

You thought the wendingo’s got me didn’t you

[𝑲. @shethewander]

He is not dead

—crossing his name off a notebook—

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

👁️👄👁️

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

👀👀

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Boo.

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

Yup. We totally eat eyeballs.

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒆. Does he really think he can hold him there?

[𝓟𝐑͟𝐈͟𝐍͟𝐂͟𝐄͟ 𝓓𝐀͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐎͟𝐍͟. @THEDARLINGMESS]

⠀⠀{ is putting @ADevotedPaladin into a 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙. }

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

@Etsanguisunus https://t.co/bKYFxQuO6U

I talk to you every single day. Literally all day too.

[𝐘𝐀𝐗𝐋𝐄𝐘 @ADevotedPaladin]

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You guys missed me??