Adge Martin

Adge Martin, big British hare shooting guard. FBA Free Agent. Elion University, 2020 Olympian, #3 overall FBA draft pick. Oo-arr!

[Adge Martin @adgemartin]

@AuroraWasTaken Ah mean, e'en if Ah wanted to, yer not trained nor loicensed on 'eavy machine'ry.

[Adge Martin @adgemartin]

Ah've waited moy whole loife t' say this, 'n Ah still can't 'ardly believe it, but...

Ah've got a brand new comboine 'arverster!

But no, Ah won't give yew 'e key.

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@TashiraSports Yew c'n absolutely take lower if'n 'e team is 'e roight fit fer 'ee.

Ah did, b'cause Tallahassee were roight fer me, 'n loike 'ell Ah were gonna play on 'e same team as Stinky.

Tallahassee said 'ey'd buid 'e team around me, 'n lookit it now.

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@AuroraWasTaken Oo-arr, but close 'nuff!

Proper job, Aurora!

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Poper 'uge cograt'er'lay'shuns t' moy youngest bruh'er, Hank Martin, fer out'doin' moy third place pick, by bein' 'e second overall pick in 'e FBA draft t'noight!

Yer' gonna love Pittsburgh, Hank! Tis loike America's Birmingham.

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Well, 'ere's moy youngest bruh'er, Hank, lookin' proper in 'is London Jets uniform!

Curious t' see where 'e'll woind up in 'e draft!

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'Appy birfhday t' @AuroraWasTaken !

Ah'm in 'e kitchen, 'ard at work on yer birfday cake roight now!

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Ah might not 'ave come 'ome with a medal from the 'Lympics, but Ah 'ad a proper good time, 'n was proud t' rep'er'sent moy country.

Comin' 'ome wit' a gold Blue Peter badge more'n makes up fer it!

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Fer 'e 'Lympics, Ah've been graciously loaned an 'lectric Range Rover. Droives proper noice, it does!

'N loike 'ell Ah'll let Hank get behoind 'e wheel o' it, laugh!

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Touched down in Paris wit' moy youngest bruh'er, Hank, who's also gon' be on Team UK.

'Twere noice t' spend a few weeks back in England, e'en if'n most o' e' toime Ah were trainin', or doin' sponsor shoots.

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@biloxi_fba Some'ow feel 'at were sarcastic.

Best o' luck attractin' talent if'n this is 'ow yer publicly actin'.

Ah turned down yer offer b'cause it didn't leave room fer 'e team t' grow, 'n Ah didn' want t' play wit' Stinky. Now Ah'd turn it down due t' yet behavior 'n attitude.

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@biloxi_fba Moight Ah suggest summat?

Stop complainin'. Aye yew didn' get a good shake, but 'at 'appens. Complainin' don' do nuttin, 'n tis a bad look fer yer team.

Focus 'e positives. Work 'ard, train 'ard, show 'e fans 'n yer players yer not down.

[Adge Martin @adgemartin]

Currently Ah'm back in England, visitin' family, trainin' wit' 'e UK team, 'n doin sponsor shoots.

Moight not 'ave brought 'ome 'e FBA Championship, but Ah'm doin' moy best t' bring 'ome a medal!

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Ah'm proper thankful 'n honored t' 'ave won 'e Most Improved Player award.

Ah've been workin' 'ard, 'n pushin' moy teammates t' work 'ard, too, 'n Ah'm glad it done paid off.

Moy vote were for Aurora t' win 'e MVP, 'n Ah'm glad she got darn close!

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Lookin' fo'ard t' Paris.

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Well, we done played 'ard, 'n did proper good. Ah'm proud o' moy team, 'n Ah know we'll take it all 'e way next season!

Oo-arr! Proper job, Typhoons!

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Alroight, game seven. We got this, Typhoons. We's goin' out there 'n doin' our best! Oo-arr!

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@RealTannerHunt Aye. Despoite 'e fact 'at Ah 'aven't 'ad a drink since 'e postseason began.

Gots t' keep moy 'ead clear so's Ah c'n 'elp lead moy team t' vic'try!

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Ah don' much 'preciate bein' called a drunkard, or it bein' incinuated 'at ah injured someone on 'e court.

Ash 'n Ah both 'ad two fouls, 'n both were technicals.

Sad Ah 'as t' clear 'e air loike this when those watchin' could tell wot 'appened.