Alyssa Golden-Grant

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

sometimes I overhear people at a bar say things like "I only wear deodorant in the private sector" and then continue to talk about deodorant for 5 minutes and thank god I am who I am

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

my favorite version of myself is the version who was sitting in a dive bar in Columbus, OH a week and a half ago and decided to save Jimmy Buffet's song "Come Monday" to my liked songs. That song fucking slaps.

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

felt more patriotism than I have in the last 10 years combined watching Alysa Liu win gold

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

I love becoming all consumed by figure skating once every four years

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

everyone in the random food hall in Cincinnati I was in clapping after Bad Bunny warmed my heart

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

tonight's karaoke line up was Story of My Life into Pump Up the Jam into Girl So Confusing the Remix in case anyone was wondering

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

icon alert

[Molly G @mollyreturns]

cincinnati (derogatory)

[Molly G @mollyreturns]

finding zachary

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

*my family at the wine bar* telling wholesome stories

*ryan and I off to the side at the wine bar* "I think there should be a class war"

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

why does my liquor store have merch and why would I buy it?

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

Christmas music must be stopped. This bar is currently playing a pop punk version of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

stuck in Cincinnati with COVID so to cope I will watch all the Paddington movies in my very cozy hotel bed

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

my husband just told me that if there's anything I need to go to therapy for it's how I treat myself while cooking :(

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

kinda messed up a meal :( I have failed my family :(

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

a big regret in my life is that I thought I was too cool for One Direction after their first album

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

every restaurant should have a chicken katsu curry on their menu

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

my hot take is Cincinnati is the most underrated city in the USA

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

going to get really into making my own oatmeal this fall

[Alyssa Golden-Grant @adgolden96]

named the armadillo that lives in my yard Dillion and now I get sad whenever I don't see him outside