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@billieeilish @EllenDeGeneres @MileyCyrus

[Not Your Tour Guide @adhdAF1996]

UPDATE: I was missing something. Most of the plot summaries (and I could have SWORN in the movie itself, it uses the phrase ”15 years after Giselle’s Happy Ever After”, but in reality the movie takes place only 10 years after. Not clear at all. But also it wasn’t very good so…

[Not Your Tour Guide @adhdAF1996]

In enchanted, Morgan states “I’m Only 6”. Like, the girl is 6 years old.

In the new DISenchanted, it is stated clearly that it has been 15 years since the events of the first one, making Morgan 21 years old…

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Yet, one of the main plot devices is that she is a teenager and teenagers are difficult.

Am I missing something or is @Disney just really bad at math?

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@nbcsnl wtf. Not cool.

[Not Your Tour Guide @adhdAF1996]

@GuyFieri @chefsymon headed to Charleston SC next weekend. Taking my dad to a nice dinner. Got any Seafood restaurant suggestions?

[Not Your Tour Guide @adhdAF1996]

@MythicalChef Kenya!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Ya gotta see and share this.

Beto O'Rourke: "It may be funny to you motherfucker but it's not funny to me"

This man is a fighter and he will fight for all Texans.

https://t.co/Zeo7lenD3x

[i am @youarealrdydead]

The way i care for people makes me wish i had somebody like me in my life.

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[Not Your Tour Guide @adhdAF1996]

@AutumnMarie014 That’s the most Sanford thing ever. Lol

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@korndiddy saw your doppelgänger in my store today. Was truly bizarre lol

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@PTXofficial @Naturally7

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@joshgad I’ve been doing the same thing!!! Not with Covid though. My go to Covid show was @QueerEye fab five gave me all the healing vibes I needed.

[Rammy @UmJammerRammy]

In Cars 2, it's shown that there is post 9/11 airport security. Shortly after this is shown, it is revealed that passenger planes are both sentient and not controlled by a pilot, leading to the conclusion that in this universe the planes themselves were the cause of 9/11.

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Wordle 304 4/6

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@brendanhunting @British_Airways I flew to Jamaica with my wife last week for our honeymoon and we didn’t have our luggage the ENTIRE WEEK we were there because of some customs logistics that @AmericanAir didn’t even tell us about.

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Wordle 300 3/6

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@AmericanAir really let me down today. Thanks @SpiritAirlines for saving the day!

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Wordle 285 2/6

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