ADHDerp

I write about the shenanigans caused by my adult ADHD - I use a lot of colorful language. Giant Nerd | US Army vet | | #ADD #ADHD #ADHDerp

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@bizarrogirl Based on my limited knowledge of Florida, I figured there was never a great time to go to Florida

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Keep forgetting I have an ADHD related twitter account, which may or may not be a totally ADHD thing

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Lately it's been almost entirely Stardew Valley... but I'm about to get into My Time at Portia

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ADHD folks - what's your nighttime routine like to sleep? I have to, every single night, spend about 20-30 minutes playing on my Nintendo Switch. I believe it more or less wears out my brain, gets rid of any last bit of energy I have... then I'm out in minutes #ADHD

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My wife is making sandwiches for lunch and she just cut up an onion and for some reason I keep yelling "UN-YAWN" to her and why am I like this #ADHD

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Looking forward to the weekend! Have plans to cycle between 5-6 different tasks because I can't focus on one for very long and end up accomplishing only 1 or 2 of them #ADHD #ADD

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My dog is now mad and barking at the window because I woke him up by yelling FUNKYTOWN! I don't even understand me #ADHD

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@bizarrogirl I'm going to either wear a gas mask or just continue never leaving my house, probably the latter. I have important video game things to do for the next 3-6 months.

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Being a soldier with #ADHD had its challenges #ADHDerp #ADD

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@levelupadhd That usually goes very poorly for me - my inner monologue is super dumb "Hey... see all those elk out there in the field?... . . . . go ride one of them" No, brain! Stop!

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I have way too much energy right now. My wife is out of town, I have no pants on, I'm dancing around the living room singing to my dog "girls just want to have fun" but changing all the words to "puppy's just wanna have snuggies/snuggles" - please send an adult #ADHD #ADHDerp

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@LiyahTheStan All day every day

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Saw someone post this on Reddit. Please, it's all true. I'm weak and pitiful - send all your protein supplements (preferably whey, will also take creatine) to 123 Main Street, Boise ID and help this 34 year old baby boy get them gunz #ADHD #ADHderp

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This has nothing to do with the usual ADHD nonsense I post or write about, but seriously tho

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Sorry important tasks that need my focus, my brain needs to cycle between 30 other mundane, unimportant things first #ADHD

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My wife: -long list of instructions or information-
My brain: w̴̩̣͐̇͜t̴̛̩̩͔͒͆f̴̘͉̣͓͗͋̓̈́͘̕͠ ̶̯͓͚̣͎̪͔̑̏̉̔̾͘d̸̻͍͒ị̵̖̪̲͖̏͋ḍ̸̨́ͅ ̶̢̛̠̗͚͓̀̈s̵̘͉̱̼̈́͝h̷̢̡̜͉̗̼̑̀̕͘͝é̸͖̟́̀͠ ̸͓̣̻̘̀j̸̢̣͋̽̈́u̶̢̡̻̼͈͇͆̃͆s̵̻̭̰͓̟͑̽t̸̝̻̣̫̔̑̉͜ ̸͍̻͈̹̰̞̇͛̿̊́͘̕ͅṡ̴̡͙͕̒̐a̵͍͌̽̄́͘y̵̞͎̍̋̐̿̌͠?̵͎̒̈̊͊͝ #ADHD #ADHDerp

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Sometimes I'll hear something stupid or funny and can't help but repeat it over and over and over. . . and over.
Me: -says the special phrase-
My wife: Why do you keep saying "please warm my wiener?!" #ADHD #ADHDerp

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I forgot twitter was a thing

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@TheADHDdiaries A big one for me is the consistency of the noise, or how rhythmic. I can fall asleep in my companies server room despite it being ungodly loud with all the fans, but my 16 pound dog cooing from across the room will keep me up at night.

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@bizarrogirl I have the worst case of resting asshole face - my wife calls it the "i want to kill everyone" face, when in reality it's closer to like 25%