Brad Tatner

yellow mustard with steak

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The HBO Sam Kinison biopic screen test

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Ronald can no longer enter a café without checking for actors and hidden cameras

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Michael Scott said that first

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The Gucci pillow

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8.3 billion people in the world.
249 million with ADHD.

An ADHD meetup would be hilarious.
20% would forget.
30% who RSVP’d wouldn’t feel like going anymore.
The rest would be two hours late.

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@kevin_nealon Wait a few minutes. I'll ask Daniel

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If Daniel DeVito and Harold Styles started a clothing brand I would invest. It sounds fiscally responsible.

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@kevin_nealon Danny DeVito confirmed cause they were both seated front row

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Seth Rogen was in the live studio audience during the filming of this Seinfeld episode.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Hear me now. If The Trash Man Danny DeVito refuses to accept my challenge, then I Franz will be forced to escalate. I will challenge Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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@HockeyRockBeer Thanks?
Thanks!

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Before stepping onto the treadmill at the gym, check the speed of the person to your left.

Make sure they notice.

Then set yours 1 mph faster.

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Dan Fogler hesitated to do "Balls of Fury" until he saw Christopher Walken was also in it

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You have that dream where you’re walking into a Jacuzzi warehouse, everyone’s yelling, and a dog is grilling corn

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Edi Patterson (Judy Gemstone) would cry-laugh constantly while writing on all four seasons of The Righteous Gemstones

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It’s okay to swear when you bite your tongue, bite it again a minute later, or try to assemble furniture.

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It’s acceptable to say Happy New Year until June 2026 in person and August 2026 by email or text

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@CocaineCoffee @kevin_nealon I'm telling on you

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Dogs had a meeting yesterday about humans blaming them for their farts

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@iamjustinstiles I'll put socks on as I lean against the car

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Your midlife crisis will arrive the day you sit down to put your socks on