Dom Schneider

mostly loud, pretty funny, and usually only post one liners.

sorry in advance!

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

Fish out of water film? What is it like three minutes long?

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

@ThatKevinSmith @veecon @EdenPrairieCtr 2 hours before I got into work there! Damn! Literally at the employee entrance too...

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

Gluten free naan bread should be labeled "non-bread naan bread"

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

How is it whenever anyone talks to you when listening to a song, it's right during your favorite part to sing? Or is that just me

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

The scab is like the body's version of a cocoon. With the exception of the coolest part of a cocoon which is wings after. So that sucks.

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

A chicken coup is a lot more terrifying than a chicken coop.

[boss @boss_on_here]

My tummy hurts but im being so brave about it.

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

I wanna start teaching a grammar class at a prison labeled "Prose and Cons 101"

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

It's not depression, it's DiGiorno's

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

Obvious crossover: The Fast and the Curious. Curious George teams up with Dom and the boys for one last mission.

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

I've opened my own Kinder"garden" #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

Me and @Jaleel_The_Real on our museum date #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

Me and Dizzy catching up on our favorite soaps #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

Spied Mac admiring local wretched wildlife #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

@bigduv thank you for arming me for combat #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

I'll always move out of the way of septic and sewage trucks. They got shit to take care of.

[scoo b. deux @formerbabie]

@ADHDom_ is my soulmate because he eats my pizza crusts so I don't have to <3

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

Nutter Brutters is the name of my circle jerking club.

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

My heart was beating in iambic pentameter way before I heard of this Shakespeare guy

[Dom Schneider @ADHDom_]

Having ice cream in the car should allow you to use the carpool lane