stu b. deux

former baby, future corpse

[stu b. deux @formerbabie]

@Daryl_London @Tyler_Menzer @simonefiii pigs in a blanket is sushi

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[stu b. deux @formerbabie]

@CarlBarled @Aiklund @Meelsie143 ppl just say anything on this app lol all the vice city games are set in the 80s and san andreas is in the 90s

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

I’m gonna be real rockstar makes good games but gta 5 was not good enough to inspire this near religious devotion you see in a lot of younger gta fans

[Monkey D. Chavez🍉 @MonkeyD_Chavez]

Am I the only person on Earth to like this, why everyone hating on it

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[stu b. deux @formerbabie]

@lostdigivault out of 10 lord spider-man maybe 1 will be good

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

On August 1, 2004, Daigo Umehara had one pixel of health left against Justin Wong in Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike.

He parried all 15 hits of Chun-Li’s super and won the round.

The crowd reaction became one of esports’ most replayed clips.

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[sani @crotfs]

love playing first light with no 007 knowledge, every now and then i'm like "oh this must be a reference. i don't get it."

[𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ☽ @invincibleFan_]

holy shit he’s actually James Bond 😭😭

[balta 🇦🇷 @BGarcN2]

is it weird to say this is my most anticipated game of the year

[stu b. deux @formerbabie]

Europeans will say id like to pay by card and then pull out their phone and try to use apple pay????????????????

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Declare this the photo of the year already.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

SPYRO IS COMING

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[phase @phaseknight_]

who tf am I supposed to talk to about the Geoff keighley Kojima divorce. this is a level of online that my friends just do not understand.