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[jinx @adhevill]

Love u like oxygen @aaylinmp

[•el• @_ellerry]

people don’t understand that the reason why I’m so calm is bc I’m crazy.

[♡ @sh_awty_]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Vintage Ozempic

[a prednisone hate account @vvictorman_uel]

jeez you try to kill yourself a couple times here and there and suddenly suicide jokes are off the table for life smh

[b @cuntybangs]

was what we had real or cake

[𝕏imm ☀️🦋 @Ximee_ag]

Diosito quítame 10 kilos y dáselos a Ariana Grande.

[ॐ𓋹𓂀༄ @_porruiz]

me siento terrible espero que sea la regla y no el vacío en el pecho que tengo desde los 13 años

[des @desdotjs]

boyfriend called… DECLINE! Busy BITCH ! working a JOB thanks to you !

[† @irtxza]

they should invent an august that doesn’t scar you for the rest of your life

[100 @yh_me2]

it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

as a professional losing dog please don’t bet on me

[kai @kaileenyy]

If you cheat on your gf you’re a fuckn loser but if you cheat on your bf you’re a mf legend

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old mf who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime

[val @vvals0ul]

soltera por decisión (de el)

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Una vez intenté llevar un diario, pero parecía que estaba escribiendo una nota de suicidio.

[linamoon @carolinimini]

lo que yo vi en ti
no lo ves ni tú

[cherry⚢ @cherrywhine__]

i wish it were socially acceptable to reach out to ur ex's ex and compare notes