SWEENY 🥱

[zoe @zoesenaa]

Under my law you will be forced to post a picture of yourself head to toe if you open your mouth to say something as heinous as this about a stranger

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

I learned from Moha Jicho Pevu that journalists are not human right defenders. They just report on violation of human rights.

Journalist even wish your rights were violeted every day so they can hold their microphone and report about it.

[J.A.E 👽 @judaaee]

i wish i can advice freshers to take their life seriously, but they won’t listen just like i didn’t listen 💔

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

It's about time we license people who prepare pilau, we can't be having too many quacks!

[hunter @3gpmh]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

“Wakora na bakora” sijacook hapo ?

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

“Repeating outfits” you mean wearing my clothes???

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is a habit people need to stop.

[Wayne_Nyanduko🧚 @wayne_nyanduko]

Cracking delayed is not cracking denied.

[rRanz @karAfc14]

You're very lucky Oscar Sudi cannot read because he'd drop you as his lawyers. Zero client confidentiality.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Must go delayed is not must go denied.

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

“…you just picked a fight with me.”

Blud thinks he is Harvey spectre.

[Neicy❤️‍🔥 @neicycollins]

The way yall just meet someone and immediately wanna fuck without knowing their health status is very concerning

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

Me realizing that the way I was raised really affected me

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

Me spending money on food and weed.

[Droid @droid254]

just in case you forgot