Adhika Sigit Ramanto

Feigning depth of character on social media.

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[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

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Made a playlist full of relaxing instrumental songs that specifically has a morning-like atmosphere to it (for me at least).

Give it a try when you need to relax but "24h lo fi hip hop radio - beats to study/relax to" starts to get boring 🙂

[Kathleen Tyson @Kathleen_Tyson_]

This is brilliant and should be studied by central bankers everywhere! Peoples Bank of China was the first to deflate a massive, leveraged housing bubble without a single quarter of economic contraction or loss of growth momentum in the real economy.
A success for the history books.

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

Why do conservatives keep advertising the rise of the left in the dems

[Leon @L33yawn]

@NRSC Considering they killed the Donkey in favor of Zohran’s Communist-caliphate. I think this fits them better.

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

Cucked country tbh

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

Está el concepto de «humillación» y luego está celebrar los cumpleaños del país que te tiró dos bombas atómicas.

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

bunlar salak mı amk kendilerine atom bombası atan devletin kuruluşunu kutluyorlar

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

Shocking to see my neighborhood grocery store closing made the news in Turkey. Funny comments too "Now they're stuck inside forever" lmao

[Aykırı @aykiri]

Japonya’da 75 yıldır hizmet veren bir market, faaliyetlerine son vererek kepenk kapattı.

İşletme sahipleri, müşterilerine böyle veda etti.

[亀井割引（君はスパークル） @waribiki_hu]

こんなもんチャッピーに飛ばせば一発で生成してくれるのに、この時代に色鉛筆なんか使って自筆で描いてんの良すぎるぞー絶対行くからな

[힐링짤모으는곳 @healing_storage]

분명 산책 중이었습니다만

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

You will not own your apartment, your home, your car, your entertainment, your music, your games, your music, your shows. You will rent and you will like it.

We've gotta wake up to the fact that the profit motive doesn't demand quality, it demands the death of ownership.

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

Managing invitations and got reminded my grandma (Uti) has 11 siblings from 2 mothers and my grandpa (Akung) has 7 siblings from 1 mother... our Javanese eyangs and buyuts had that dawg in them...

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

I thought this was a well-known fact...

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

@LadPsycho Southeast Asians are truly water latinos

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I had a $400 Wagyu ribeye for lunch today.

I didn't pay for it.

An enterprise account executive from a tier 1 cybersecurity firm paid for it.

He's been trying to sell me a cloud-native endpoint detection platform for 8 months.

We don't need a cloud-native endpoint detection platform.

We don't even have endpoints.

Half of our workforce is using refurbished laptops from 2014 that are physically incapable of running his software.

But I told him we're "evaluating"

That phrase means absolutely nothing.

But in B2B sales, it's the equivalent of ringing a dinner bell.

He's bought me 8 lunches this year.

He asks about our migration timeline.

I stare out the window, sigh deeply, and whisper about decentralized integration bottlenecks.

He furiously takes notes and orders another bottle of sparkling water.

My total compensation package is $200K.

But my caloric ROI is incalculable.

Next week I have a pitch meeting with an AI analytics startup.

I checked their Series B funding round before agreeing to the meeting.

They have $40M in venture capital burning a hole in their pocket.

I'm going to let them buy me omakase.

Then I'm going to tell them our legacy infrastructure is experiencing packet loss and we can't deploy until 2029.

Corporate America is just a vast ecosystem of free meals if you know how to string along desperate account managers.

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

@Kpiccololatte I thought you're gonna pick them up from Tullamarine yourself, lest you want to let them know the inefficiencies of the SkyBus 😂

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

Two Melbourne shows... This is the biggest announcement for @Kpiccololatte さん...

Also it's hilarious they have a Canberra show but not a Brisbane show lol

[betcover!! @betcover_tokyo]

new portrait tour - betcover!!

▽ツアー詳細▽
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🎫日本公演抽選受付中
06/29(月) 21:00 ～ 07/15(水) 23:59
https://t.co/L3hI1pvxwz

International Tickets
https://t.co/AFNxIww1qX

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

@LadPsycho Southeast Asians are truly water latinos

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

It's almost like American stock market is overinflated

[Adhika Sigit Ramanto @adhikasigit]

Mana nih pemerintah negeri tercinta

[Daniel Ahmad @ZhugeEX]

This is what China did in 2009 when there was a similar scandal.

[Anime Outsiders @animeoutsiders]

I don't care what he thinks about video games, Roger Ebert had the ultimate redpill on nerd culture as a whole.

This basically describes every fandom on earth, and once you see it, you can never un-see it.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top