Slick Rick

I’ll be good

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

When Bartender comes on

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[🕸️ @recreatings]

we got real spiders doing Brand New Day promo, this movie boutta feed generations 😭

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

a guy who pauses his purpose for a woman ends up losing both.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t see anything wrong with the things they do until you do it back to them.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The mileage on this meme is gonna be insane

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

So did you not watch the beginning of Toy Story 3

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The rest of the world is finally saying what Americans have been thinking for years

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Damn the kids got kids now. Ngl this is perfect pacing of a film series.

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

I don’t want no better bitch I want my bitch BETTER

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

They don't want people to figure out that if they just get off their arse they can fix their own community in 2 weeks. They want you to keep paying them taxes so they can fix your community for you. In 3 years. Maybe. Probably not.

[G 🇯🇲 @RubbBandGrant]

If I’m the only man there I know they not finna respect men

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not go broke trying to play husband at a young age.

[Icontrolthetrafic @Icontrolth13030]

That’s bc yall only pay for one person. Try paying double what you was gon pay everytime you go somewhere😂even the places you really don’t wanna go

[Tito 🏀🏈👿👟🗽 @TPositiveVibes1]

Nike About To Start Having Fun…

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

Genuinely don't think people understand this right here one of the most disrespectful moments in NBA history

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is literally the plot line of Madagascar but the Knicks won this time