i love how once this girl randomly went i’ll kiss the aditya who wins when i was challenged to a drunk arm wrestling match by another fellow aditya
i proceeded to lose
she didn’t kiss him
it was funny
i then flirted with her sister and got nowhere
the male version of being drunk while ovulating is waking up after a good sleep post the hardest workout sesh fucking ass you’re left hornballed calling people at 6am
obviously, obviously, OBVIOUSLY four months after i actually started embracing everyone calling me dutta so much so that i now introduce myself as dutta is when my closest friends switch to aditya while calling me