Okay. I'm just going to say it. My dream scenario.
Bobby Webster sits down next to 3 vacant podium mics. He speaks for about 70 seconds. He brings out Kawhi Leonard.
Kawhi laughs. Says he's home. Says he chose Toronto. Says he's happy he's not coming back alone.
Kyle Lowry walks out. He says he's signing with Toronto. But not just for 1 day. He's signing for the full year.
But there's a third seat. And it's open. Kyle keeps looking over at the seat. It starts to get weird low key. Who are we waiting on?
Someone inevitably asks what made Kyle commit to a full season. He quips that he's glad someone finally asked. And he says "unfinished business"
And then DeMar walks out. And the entire media room is in shock. Samson is saying "Holy Cow". Doug is crying in the corner. Josh's head explodes. Grange tries to remain cool. Will is yelling "Is he the third man? Is he the third man".
Now. Raptors. Do this. Please. For the culture. And for the wrestling fan in me.
BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are nearing deal sending Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon Ingram, Gradey Dick, 2 first-round picks, 1 pick swap and 2 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN. A return to Canada for the Raptors champion and two-time Finals MVP.
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are nearing deal sending Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon Ingram, Gradey Dick, 2 first-round picks, 1 pick swap and 2 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN. A return to Canada for the Raptors champion and two-time Finals MVP.