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[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

#worldcup

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

Love this picture of you two ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️@thisisndebz @debbieryanradio

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

In Sainsbunnies @DebbieRyanRadio

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

@toobbroadband I may have the 2.3Gb service however I don't have the connection reliabilty I would like. Toob,https://t.co/slHpeWroV6 drops in the last 24hrs.

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

Not sure whose pissed off the most the Irish or the Welsh Guards... @bbcnews https://t.co/krmGNNCpyX Those are leeks on his colar. #PrinceofWales

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

Sorry @kewgardens beat you @bbcweather 35.5

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

This dachshund brought home a puppy (so it seemed) and then this is what happened

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

Just wasted 15mins trying to get through@reCAPTCHA @BlackVue to sign up for a cloud package. Still wont let me in so It looks like I'll be spending my money elsewhere.

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

Same here for me today.. get a grip @sainsburys just glad it was a small shop otherwise I would have just left my trolley.

[Rachel Bell @friendlycow]

@sainsburys I usually pay using gift cards as I get discount from employer. However the gift card wasn’t working, staff said there’s an issue with gift card payments everywhere. I had to pay by card. Is there any way to get the difference refunded?

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

Great using real beef mince from #Bromfields Butchers, means I don't have to get the #dewalt SDS drill out to break up the slab of @sainsburys 20%junk mince

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

@MixcloudSupport Are you having problems MC?? Drop outs etc..?

[The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare @mouw5284]

🇺🇸 Brits couldn't do a rescue like we just did in Iran,they stand back a little...
🇬🇧 .. hold our beer son...

Apache pilot Captain Tom O’Malley who flew his Apache gunship into a Taliban stronghold with two Royal Marines strapped to the side in an extraordinary bid to save a wounded comrade
The official citation for the award of the Distinguished Flying Cross remains on the MOD restricted list, however extracts and the excellent book “Apache” by Ed Macy a fellow Apache pilot who participated in the rescue operation, gives an unprecedented insight and detailed account of the mission.
Captain Darren “Tom” O’Malley was serving with 656 Squadron Army Air Corps, at that time with the rank of Warrant Officer 1st Class. In November 2006 he returned to Afghanistan for his second tour on the Apache Attack Helicopters, at the time although holding the rank of Warrant Officer he was the most senior Pilot on the unit with the most air hours on the type, he was also the Squadron’s Qualified Helicopter Instructor and one of the few men on the Squadron qualified to sit in both seats.
656 Squadrons deployment to Afghanistan coincided with that of the 45 Commando Royal Marines and on the 15th January 2007 the “Royals” were deployed on Operation Glacier 2 an attack on Jugroom Fort in Garmsir in Southern Helmand, this being a Taliban stronghold. The Marines “Zulu” Company” were to be covered by two of the Squadron Apache’s. Tom was serving back at the units base at Camp Bastion with the Stand By Flight. The late deployment of the Royals into the attack, ate into the fuel of the two covering Apaches, which greatly reduced their time over target. Despite a heavy bombardment, the Taliban put up stiff resistance, forcing the Marines to withdraw and with fuel and ammunition running low on the tasked Apaches, Tom’s flight (2 Apaches) was scrambled, to take over air support, while the original Apaches returned for refuelling and rearming. In the second Apache was Warrant Officer Ed Macey,
Tom was flying in the front seat of call sign Ugly 50 and was mission Commander. Macey’s Apache call sign Ugly 51. As the pair flew to Jugroom they received a situation report and it was then they got an idea how things had deteriorated with a group of five Marines missing in Action. As they neared Tom was updated that one One Marine was missing Lance Corporal Mathew Ford. When on target it was the mission priority to locate Ford, assess if he was alive and protect him. Ugly 51 spotted a body which was identified as Ford, he was giving off a heat signature and was therefore alive,An order came through the radio from the CO let no Taliban near Ford, a ground rescue operation is under preparation. So began the long task of protection against constant Taliban fire from both machine guns and rocket propelled grenades, with ammunition running out and fuel low, there was no evidence of a ground rescue. Tom then came up with the plan to strap two Marines to the side of each Apache fly towards the fort, land, rescue Ford by slinging him under an Apache, whilst the Marines resumed their position on the side. The daring plan was tentatively authorised by the Squadron CO but flatly refused by the Royals. It was only when their Colonel was patched in on the radio that the Helicopter crews realised the CO was unaware of their rescue plan and he gave the go ahead.
This was the first time that British or American Apaches had flown with men strapped to the side, it was a procedure only to be used in the event of rescuing fellow pilots from a crashed Apache behind enemy lines.
*Note US Apaches have Tampax machine & Tanning solarium where the Marines sat.
Following a bombardment, and with top cover provided by the original Apache Flight, Ugly 50 & 51 went in problems became apparent straight away, Tom in the front helicopter was blinded by dust, blown up by the rotor blades and the landing field was too small for both helicopters,

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[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Retired 4-Star Navy Admiral and former Navy SEAL William McRaven on Donald Trump: "Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation."

RETWEET if you stand with Admiral McRaven!

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

He’s single handedly destroying the world’s economy.

It’s now £1.80 per litre of diesel in large parts of the UK.

But this fucking clown is dancing. Cunt!

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

Getting ready for the #kitkat on the moon memes.

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

@thisisndebz I'll see your Good the Bad and Ugly Ride ear wig @JessieWare with this https://t.co/iOuCX5ZKAd)

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

@HMRCcustomers Thanks for the explanation, I don't blame HMRC I blame @DWPgovuk for not checking to see if was eligible for the payment in the first place.

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

@HMRCgovuk Since when has the winter fuel payment been £1000?

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

@HMRCcustomers £200

[Paul-adirtymonkey @adirtymonkey]

Bet it was a copy of the #Epstein files