Tim Robertson

(He / Him) I’m here mostly just to yell about stuff. Also follow me at @PiatPod for updates on the podcasts.

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This week’s episode of @citationpod: “Security Incidents Involving Barack Obama”

🔊: https://t.co/yK6P6Pzl43

Wiki 🔗: https://t.co/hiVYbVtXWi

#CitationNeeded 🔗: https://t.co/ldXPTjWfGk

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Me: 😒

My life: Rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Can relate.

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@DonFordVoice Who says I don’t have Superman PJs in the 2020s?

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@MrBeecher @maklelan @data_over_dogma Following.

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@VicedRhino Heh. You make me look better than IRL!

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Ready for today…

https://t.co/Mo8M7ucoi5

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There’s two kinds of people that annoy me: people and other people.

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In middle school I was told I’d frequently be offered free drugs… so I was pretty psyched about going to high school.

That didn’t mean what I thought it did. Is sad.

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Please reshare to get @TeamYouTube @youtube @YouTubeCreators attention on behalf of @dissonance_pod

[cognitive dissonance @dissonance_pod]

Hey @teamyoutube all of our channels (including a cooking channel) have been deleted. We had no strikes and got an email claiming "inciting violence". There is NO instance of us inciting violence. Is this automated nonsense or mass reporting tactic? What is going on? Please RT

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Only comes with crock, no pot.
1/5 stars.
Would not buy again.

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Balloon controversy. Police angry they didn’t get a chance to rough it up before it was shot.

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Breaking (fake) News:

49’s take a 16-14 lead over Seattle on a George Santos TD.

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Easter egg hunts this year are gonna be lit!

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This might be true…

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Hot Take: Small planes are actually flying cars.

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Bought eggs at $4.69 last week. Sold at $5.19 today. Moved the funds into skim milk.
Follow me for more investment advice.

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Watching on 🔄

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If your cat(s) had pockets, what would you find inside?

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If you eat an equal amount of pasta and antipasta they cancel each other out.

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