Hey Elon, Gita Wirjawan here.
Your work at the frontier of energy, AI, and civilization has shifted the arc of what humanity believes is possible. I host Endgame podcast, a platform where Nobel laureates, regional leaders, and global thinkers help shape Southeast Asia’s long-term rise.
I’d be honored to have you in the conversation. Your perspective would inform and challenge millions across our region.
If you’re open, let’s set a date.
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Kata @prabowo “kita harus menuju ke arah merit (kemampuan) system. Prestasi!”
Tapi, yang diangkat menjadi Direktur Utama PT Produksi Film Negara (PFN) malah Ifan Seventeen yang kemampuan, pengalaman dan prestasinya dalam film Indonesia gak jelas 😓
ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA
"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."
***
"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here, I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room, no one knows that I am working."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on tourist visa."
***
"Having a nice holiday? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another holiday."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."
***
"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."
***
"Having a nice holiday? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another holiday."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."
***
"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."
***
"It's been almost two years since you stay in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap and tax free!"
ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI
"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa buat ke US."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Boston. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."
***
"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan. Tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Kalau gak ada gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."
***
"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf."
SEREM!
Prof @mohmahfudmd cerita mengutip senior Densus 88, Ansyaad Mbai, ternyata insiden antara kejagung dgn densus ini karena adanya perebutan penguasaan timah dari mafia yg lama ke mafia yg baru seiring dgn pergantian pemerintahan
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