Crank Williams

I'm outta sorts

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

Bug

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@mamaloiii Cider stocked in the walk-in

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

Going to go eat lunch at mcdonalds today 🙂👍

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

22 years ago today, the entire episode of The Late Show with David Letterman is dedicated to Warren Zevon, who has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. He plays three songs and offers this sage advice: "enjoy every sandwich."

[Geoffrey Crayon @mamaloiii]

Scuttling around
📍 Tribeca New York USA

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

@corythanson 1. The Rolling Stones
2. Ween
3. Silver Jews
4. Big Star
5. The B-52s

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Harris 2020: as President, I will live in a studio apartment above Mood Ring in Bushwick. the government will pay you to go to grad school. I’ll nationalize Apple?
Harris 2024: values are beliefs that inform
actions. I’ll do Gladio 2 and put Oliver North on the Supreme Court

[Geoffrey Crayon @mamaloiii]

I got my shit sucked offf at the Senior home

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

@mamaloiii Lol

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

Turning my life around

📍East Village, USA

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Mcdonalds worker on 9th hour of shift : Hey what can I get you :) And how are you doing today

Me: I have been adrift for a while; Burger

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

Welcome back john prine

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

BITCH SHE IS IN THE WRONG PROFESSION OMG

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

Nfl sunday… i’ve never been so excited to get so angry and upset at the tv later

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

@drinkbudweiser Pi is good

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

Vader when he takes the suit off

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

how about a photo of the real reason twitter got shut down in brazil

[Crank Williams @adjectiveocelot]

@mamaloiii @truvisk Pulled pork and hash browns

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@mamaloiii 🙋‍♂️

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@mamaloiii INTBWJRN