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Jeremiah 29:11 💡

[Msizi @msiziworld]

Before whatsapp had statuses, we used to put people on our Profile Pictures on their birthdays 😭😂

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Now watch how it’ll be Monday in 2 minutes.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

"Two traps you need to avoid: Caring what they think, thinking that they care."

— Unknown (often misattributed to Epictetus)

[eliz @eliza___v]

“Wtf was I bout to look up?”

[Kristen @Kica333]

My main goal when I’m out in public is to not run into anyone I know.

[Baddy of Lagos 👑 @_belikebaddy]

If the algorithm shows you this, you are due for a big win.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

plenty of fish in the sea, but i wanted that fish. i really like that fish.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

Me: i need to save money this month.

Also me:

[African Talent Plug - ATP 🔌 @jayanaman]

Ow you had hair.
And then you had her.
Then came one heir.
And then another heir.

Now you have no hair?

Herh!

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Nii Kpakpo Sama @_nii_kpakpo]

I have established a very small school at my residence. Currently I’m the only one enrolled but admission is still in progress. Friday is when we vacate. We’ll love to have you grace our day with your culinary skills.

[🌞🌞 @WaniAdebayo]

One day, I’ll have my bath, go to work in the morning, then head to the airport in the evening to start a new life in another country.

But until then, a moving babe will meet her luck soonest.

[T•Y 👨🏽‍💻 @Chilled_Ty]

Oh to be cuddled financially.

[Emefa 🎀🥐🌴 @ericamefa]

You can choose to get yours before you start dating. Let it continue to be skeptical to you.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I’m that FRIEND that respects PRIVACY. If you DO NOT tell me, I won’t ask you.