Amanda

cross between Mouse Cat and Socially Awkward Penguin, social worker, feminist, queso enthusiast

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

Babe, don't forget to put the biblically accurate angel atop the tree

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Be kind. Stay steady. Help someone. Check in on an old friend. Listen to your favorite music. Have a good weekend.

[Seth Andrews @SethAndrewsTTA]

Interesting and fun to watch the streak of curses spill out of these clips, as so many believe that Old Hollywood was more pure and wholesome. ;)

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
#GBBO

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Psst. Put in your retainer. Go to sleep. I love you.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Weather man today said to get ready for the 90s so I parted my hair in the middle and went looking for Christina Ricci.

[Amanda @adkeith80]

Awesome lil 24 hours in Austin TX. #uncommonobjects #taqueromucho #spread&co #waterloorecords #tasteofethiopia

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

straight men are expressing themselves too much now. it so hard to tell who is gay. i need my fellow homosexuals to become gayer.

[NASW Texas @NASWTX]

(1/2) NASW-TX will be issuing a statement soon regarding the AG's Opinion. We would like to remind all social workers that this an non-binding opinion and does not change any reporting requirements. Social workers still have discretion in reporting abuse,

[Austin ISD @AustinISD]

“We protect all our kids at Austin ISD, no matter what, and that goes for our trans kids, too.” @AustinISDsupt

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

what the hell are straight people talking about

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

i’m not worried about omicron because i got $1400 a year ago

[Aron Ra @Aron_Ra]

I can't go into any grocery stores, drug stores, and the like for the rest of the year, because of the music. They're all playing my kryptonite.

[Amanda @adkeith80]

@SethAndrewsTTA A pirate and his legal consultant.

[ReporterNews @ReporterNews]

Six guests at a mansion don't know why they are there but each has a secret that is exposed and the body count mounts in ACT's delayed season opener.

#AbileneTX @ACTAbilene  ​https://t.co/Juw9eJBF1W

[Formula 1 @F1]

Ever wondered just how steep the banks are at Zandvoort? 👀

Here's your ✨ answer ✨

#DutchGP 🇳🇱 #F1

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

[Alice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund]

Why is the divorce rate among socks so high