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Alice. Chain mail artist. Orc Princess. Actual slime girl. Slime Lady/Slime Tater on #Excalibur #FFXIV

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Wonder dork friends powers activate
Shape of a lice
Form of shoe

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Time for my *checks notes* YEARLY check in??? Oops.
I'm still alive, I have financial aid for medical needs now, I've started seeing a therapist, I now have a professional who thinks I have ADHD, and most importantly I'm still gay. Hope you're all doing well.

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@rollobaccali @TaraToTheMax @Summersaltcloud @DreamLeaf5 @nikicaga Oh I get it, you're not advocating for racism, you're just advocating for inbreeding.

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Not to mention SOMEONE, probably niece or nephew, gave me an awful cold so I'm extra miserable in the heat and humidity

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Power's been out since half past 2 and no estimate from power company for when it will be back, nor any update at all past "assessing" the entire time

We've had evening storms worse than what we got today without losing power, much less for what's looking like well over 12 hours

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in case you were wondering, which no one was, yes 90% of the time my phone makes a noise at me I still tell it to shush

I am a stable human being

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will Melon Husk ban me if I continue to call this hellsite twitter

I sure hope so

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also I got shinies

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twitter is still garbage but we cleared P11S today and I forgot to post this

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new tweetdeck shit is awful and I hate it

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what the hell, cat

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also literally nobody but fanboys are going to stop calling it Twitter

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to be fair the Twitter rebrand is exactly what it should be

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Don't judge me, my mother watches a lot of Lifetime movies

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It's incredible how many Lifetime movies are perfect setups for "and then she fell in lesbians with her best friend" and then they fumble it with "uhhhhhh wait no she met some random dance teacher or something"

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pay attention to my shitposts

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I put way too much effort into this shitpost and now you have to see it

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I put way too much effort into this shitpost and now you have to see it

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power went out cause of a storm
decided, hey I wanted to go to bed early tonight
took sleepy medicine, was getting ready for bed, got used to the dark

power came back and now I'm awake because bright lights help

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it's marginally working again nevermind

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okay which one of you broke discord

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@PeklaxTheGreat also sleepy medicine is kicking my ass so <3 <3 <3 seriously tho u need a hug, I'm always here

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@PeklaxTheGreat *tears streaming down my face* poggers dude

fr tho hope ur doing well <3 I know I'm AWFUL at keeping in touch but u know I love all you fuckers even if I forget to say anything <3 <3