Not only does
@PMalinauskasMP
prevent his own daughter from handing the ball to the opposing captain, he takes the spot of a young netballer who dreams of doing this. Absolute media flog this guy.
@SuperNetball@AdelaideTBirds
Remember when Kerry O'Keeffe found a woman in his house during COVID? 👀
While talking to Shane Warne and Howard, he got tensed and said that:
“When I had to stay home during COVID…
I noticed this woman sitting in my lounge room.”
Warnie immediately went:
“Yeah?” 👀
Kerry continued:
“I was always in and out with Fox Cricket.
But during COVID, I talked to her…”
“And she told me… she was my wife.”
Warnie completely lost it laughing. 😂
And then came the classic Kerry O’Keeffe laughter that’s funnier than the joke.😭
@moneyofminepod Management and board changes at Strike Energy, with CEO Stokes departing after only 11 months, to be replaced by Shelly Robertson (formerly COO at @FortescueNews, $FMG.ax), and Nev Power becomes Chairman, $STX $STX.ax #natgas#PerthBasin#WEM#SWIS#WA#ASX#oott
Aussies: “We need to minimise immigration.”
Gov: “No, we aren’t doing that.”
Aussies: “Rent is too expensive.”
Gov: “Good point. We’ll increase costs for landlords so they have to charge you more.”
Aussies..."Electricity is too expensive"
Gov..."We're committed to net zero...regardless of the cost to you!"
Aussies: “I can’t keep up with the cost of living.”
Gov: “Too bad. We can’t stop spending more than we’re making, so inflation will keep rising.”
Aussies: “The NDIS is scamming taxpayers out of millions every year.”
Gov: “Yeah, but we don’t want to offend the NDIS scammers — they might call us racist.”
Aussies: “Okay fine, we gave you a chance. We’re voting @OneNationAus.”
Gov: “You filthy, uneducated racist.”
@catorano@historyinmemes They would have tried, and succeeded in exploiting her and several others financially.
Have a read of Killers of the Flower Moon.
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My girlfriend asked to do a 69 before
I said, “whats that?” She said, “lay down and I’ll show you,” so she went to squat over my face.
As she did, she farted and jumped up and said, “sorry,” and then tried again. She then farted a second time.
With that, I jumped up and said, “I’m off, I’m fvcked if I’m hanging around for another 67 of them.”