On behalf of the Systems Alliance, I regret to inform the galactic public that all known supplies of this legendary Earth dessert have been lost during our war against the Reapers.
PS.: don't buy Elkoss Combine's 'OG KitKat'. It's a fake made to fool Asari tourists.
On behalf of the Systems Alliance Navy, I'd like to wish all the women serving in our ranks, and all our female associates from other species a Happy Galactic Women's Day.
I'll never forget the day the asari asked us to help evacuate their homeworld.
That was the first, and probably the only time I saw Tevos lose her shit.
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