widepeepodamie

[Alyssum @fiadhoe]

id be moving those tvs and eating my own ass IMMEDIATELY

[Marta 👣 @WikiMartas]

Bona diada del six seven

[Xaden @touyessence_]

“Can I get a sip/taste?” And instead of saying yes they take a swig and kiss you with tongue so it transfers is rlly hot and sensual and intimate but people think of spit and get weird about it yet have the audacity to say they arent vanilla

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Fun fact: ALL beetles I showed 9/11 to lived up to a triple their average life span. I'm not sure what to do with this information but I felt the dire need to make this public

[natalie 🖤🐺 @natamari_]

when i get home to see her grinding on my pillow

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

we are so goddamn lucky to have our eyes witness something like that. a guy with a nice camera, the foresight, and the modern internet to carry that vision as it was seen right into our laps. more than 100 billion people lived and died without seeing that once, ever

[Marta 👣 @WikiMartas]

Trastorn del espectre autista perquè body TEA 🫦

[iso 🏳️‍⚧️ @isopie_ggp]

skibidi rizz won a race in ohio
we live in a simulation dawg

[Char @P00PYCHAR]

Pro player tryhards: I'm going on this guy in 3 2 1
Drake: Shes in love with who i am back in high school i used to bus her to the dance

[🐛io • artfight i0lanthe @i0lanthe_]

🚨🚨🚨🚨Megapinis spotted🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨TWO ⚠️⚠️Megnapinis PINIS SPOTTED😥💔🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️‼️SPREAD WORD⁉️‼️‼️‼️

[Marta 👣 @WikiMartas]

Estic tan cooked que he intentat pujar la brillantor del parabrises per veure-hi millor

[every Homestuck character @Shed_The_Awsum]

Well sometimes I stick marbles up my urethra and when I nut they shoot out like a shotgun

[Marta 👣 @WikiMartas]

Necessito 200€

[Maycon Lian @Maycon_lian]

agua

[Jota de Hesperia @MartilloHesp]

Yo solo digo que ha sido imputar a Zapatero y ha habido 2 terremotos seguidos en Venezuela.
El Balrog que encontró en su mina y adoptó de mascota está furioso.

[grl404 | 🔜 kepler-22b @grl_404]

every time i drink water i think of this fuckass video

[Marta 👣 @WikiMartas]

Igual sóc massa woke però per què tots els articles de comiat de solterA segueixen la temàtica dels genitals masculins....... per què fins i tot aquí han de ser el centre