autumn

probably stoned | 💗 plushies 🧸 | 27 | stardew |

[give lex a break ! 🎸⋆⭒˚.⋆ @halitosishemmo]

OH MY GOODODISJSKZLOSIOSPDXLX

[Mikey Way Updates! @MikeyWay_Update]

i actually really wanted to gatekeep this one for myself but i have to feed my mikeylings…. so here u go ig……. mikey way and his beautiful boba eyes stunning at #mcrsatx 🩷

[autumn @admirableam]

Ed Sheeran noooooo :c miss the old u buddy

[mikey (disney dad) @N0THTKIND0FGRL]

history repeats itself

[𑣲m @realieness]

the way they didn’t wash it even at least once

[autumn @admirableam]

AND MY PERIOD CRAMPS DESTROYING ME THIS MORNING

[autumn @admirableam]

my eye hasn’t stopped twitching in weeks 🫩

[autumn @admirableam]

AHHHHHH

[autumn @admirableam]

someone buy me a flight to 5sos

IDC which show 😭 just need to see them again

[autumn @admirableam]

:(

[Old Bear @BigBearButt]

I went to the Asian buffet at 1:30 today, and as I grabbed a booth I looked around and thought, “wow, there sure are a lot of old people here. In fact, it’s all old people.”

Then I stopped for a moment as realization set in.

“Oh. Oh no. Ah fucking hell, man.”

[jane doe @cannabinoided]

"I was so stupid I turned myself into a pawn for US imperialism" ok that's great buddy, I feel bad for you and all, but you seem to be proud of that fact

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

if i had a dick id get hard from drinking like a really good cup of crisp cold water

[autumn @admirableam]

I can’t wait to be free of this job omgggg

fuck you t**t**

[autumn @admirableam]

🥲

[destiny⚰️ @cruelghoul_]

@lurker________1 @cowgirlkill and you could perhaps bring a dildo that dispenses molly? 👀👀👀 and let me know the general area you picked it up from? 👀

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Ben Cohen, co-founder of Ben & Jerry's, was arrested after confronting Robert F. Kennedy Jr. about Gaza during a hearing on Capitol Hill: “Congress sent the bombs that kill children in Gaza and paid for them with cuts to Medicaid,” he shouted before his arrest.

[autumn @admirableam]

when is Krispy Kreme launching those SpongeBob donuts??? I WANT

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

told my husband that bc I’m on my period my body requires certain vitamins and nutrients that can only be found in sushi and he goes “if you want to get sushi delivered do it but please stop acting like your period is cancer and sushi is your chemotherapy” it is though… it is…