Kwenu Kuwa

A mad scientist at Doofenshmirtz Institute of Evilology, my specialty is inventing -inators. Gwira, shana... kughu katika.

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What is in hair?

Dis is a theory based on my observation(s) of de small world I live in..
Dis is a theory on de Men of de Soil called Africa, & if you’ve been called “Black” just know you’re “Afrikan”

Have you realized that it’s only de Afrikan Men that talks about fresh cuts?

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M Gee Pay Day Official video 1 https://t.co/4Mtrv0ago9 via @YouTube

Too nice...as you count down 🍫🥂🍾

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So this one lady leans over and says to the guy; may I have a Strongbow?

the man replies: huh! Tombo?

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Sito-Jah Mufasa- SWAYA (Choices Reborn) (Prod..TonyLV) (1945 version) [O... https://t.co/h2FGZoIQgj via @YouTube

@JulsOnIt @kellyclarkson @DwyaneWade @AfroberriesNAM @casspernyovest @Zlatan_Ibile @zone7kampala

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Tani kuteme!

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@nkunahleketani @admiral_squash

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Ladies until you can point with your lips in a conversation; you’re not yet an adult...

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Imagine you are at a counter and to break the ice, you remind the Fela sitting next to you like: I see you don’t remember me!

Remember that time you met us in town, I was carrying a beer & I was walking with my cousin; it’s a long time ago, maybe you won’t remember

Otherwise..?

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Last Night I Watched A Nigerian Christmas Movie and the part when Mary told Joseph that She's Pregnant...Joseph Was Surprised And Was Like "Ohh Jesus Christ!!!" I changed the channel...

#stolen

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@drumkingpiu Stylish Yeezy crocs

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Namibians in China
#pleaseNote
Station: Embassy of the Republic of Namibia, Beijing

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@Flor3an Oi, all good bruh, wazgud? 🙏🏿

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A person who does not party (pahrry) is called? 👇🏿

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@VerissimusRoman Lyitimbi 🙏🏿

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@PShapwanale Bosom Berry

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@danielmarven What ought to be done in a natural manner

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Happy anniversary to one of the best memes ever 🤣🤣😂

@taap_the_guy

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@pweyu Heard somewhere poUnam, while others were busy gambaring the victim replied: yiyo avamusutwire yoyo.

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@sofie_dutte @LaimiAtutale Eye contact - reach for the lingerie - then I say may I...?
If it’s a no, she’ll hold my hand in a restraining manner, and sometimes she’ll arch her back and assist

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Grandma (Mama)
Allowed me to add something to my Resumé...
I became her Wallet Manager
My first job after college 🙏🏿😇✊🏿❤️