Adam

painfully self aware

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[Adam @adnadha]

Man I love eating beef and drinking milk I sure hope I don’t get the can’t eat beef or drink milk disease

[dre 🍭 semi ia @sacredbrowni]

im so pissed about google removing the definition box and fully replacing it with ai generated bullshit

[Adam @adnadha]

If you’re the DD you’re allowed to bring a 30oz cup of milk to the bar

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro you missed it the quick brown fox just jumped over the lazy dog

[elton @eltoowavy]

me: “listens to my own playlist”

me: fucking masterpiece

[Adam @adnadha]

If my insurance company knew how much I sneeze on the highway my rates would triple

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Your honor please man

[pingu @pingu4ll]

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

[Adam @adnadha]

I hate consumerism but I’d buy a new pair of AirPod pros once a week if I had to

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: New study finds that nobody is more stressed than a 25-35 year old male who thinks time is running out, per Tirana Post.

[Adam @adnadha]

Got a haircut for the first time in 4 years, might act a fool later

[Adam @adnadha]

Don’t waste your life on a job you hate

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Remember folks, ICE agents are the dumbest motherfuckers you went to high school with