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career criminal and general disaster

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never mind.

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I'M FREE

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at the dentist after flossing every day and they're telling me I've graduated and never need to come back

[moose @mooseincrisis]

delete this

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I've determined that when a coworker reveals their age to you, "37? you're going to die soon!" is a socially appropriate response

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@zachkrall yes they are I ran it through my instant Real Image Detector

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@sirbrian177 💀

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I have been having dreams about orzo

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do you think spock could get pregnant

[liv adjectivenouns @_livandletdie]

the rush of committing a generational lowball... amazing

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@_livandletdie no but I'm happy for you

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@_livandletdie oh my god wait am I going to be living in the same building as The Calamity

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just did a spit take of bong water upon learning about JFK: A Musical Drama

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I hope to be alive for the opening of the Kennedy musical on Broadway

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I hope to be alive for the opening of the Kennedy musical on Broadway

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doing the disney two-finger point while giving people directions at my job. I need a cigarette

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when I go to the race I wanna see those boonta classics
boonta classics
boonta eve classics

[小兴安岭 @xiaoxinganling3]

@hanni22409802 @RtFVN 看我发现了什么！是臭狗！呜呜呜呜呜呜臭狗我的臭狗
(阴暗地爬行)(尖叫) (扭曲) (阴暗地爬行)(尖叫) (扭曲) (阴暗地爬行)(尖叫) (爬行) (扭动)(分裂) (阴暗地蠕动) (翻滚)(激烈地爬动) (扭曲) (痉挛) (嘶吼) (蠕动) (阴森地低吼)(爬行)(分裂)(走上岸)(扭动)(痉挛)(蠕动)(扭曲地行走)(不分对象攻击）

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@beeburner_ that's always the answer bro

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@beeburner_ if they are satisfied enough with your silly demeanor to be anywhere near that thang, this would do nothing but benefit your freaky prospects. if you are funny enough people will want to sleep with you no matter what

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

That fucking steel band cover of P.I.M.P from Anatony of a Fall is on my top songs playlist

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@talentedmsgrace ME TOO

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@bagonkadonk because he's fucking Pete Buttigieg he's cool as hell